Other Character Email 1-Up/challenge

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1-UP EMAIL 51!

If you don't know why 1-Up has a Mansion... Please read 1-Up Email 20.

Cast (in appereance of order): Mysterious Person, Marzichan, 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Ben, Bubusuke, The Guy at the Depot, The Homestar Runner

Transcript

{Cuts to a Graveyard}

VOICE: Fools...

{The camera moves to the left for a couple of seconds and then stops to reveal a shadowy figure standing there. He looks suspisiously like Enker from Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge.}

???: Foolish People... They destroyed my home... The Old Pietimer Place...

MARZICHAN: {walks slowly from the side of the screen}

???: Huh?

MARZICHAN: I senced that something was going to happen tonight... Something Bad... And by the looks of it... I was right. {holds wand up to the air}

???: Get her...

{Millions of Ghosts pop out of the graves and start grabbing Marzichan}

MARZICHAN: Ah! No! Let me go! Help!

{The Ghosts fly back into there graves with Marzichan}

???: This could be the beggining of the year of the dead... Mwuhahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

{Cuts to 1-Up walking slowly into he's Mansion}

1-UP: My Tandy 2000 is destroyed... I can't beleive it... It was impossible.

{Cuts to the inside of the Mansion. 1-Up walks in and up the stairs}

1-UP: The only computer I have left is the Compy 486. But, It is really damaged.

{1-Up walks into he's room with a bowl of Chocolate Pudding and lies on he's bed}

1-UP: {sighs} Nothing can cheer me up now...

{Cuts to the Basement of the Mansion where Homestar Runner and Marzipan are watching TV}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ben!

{The Jaro 2000 (Ben) enters the Basement}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I need you to go cheer up 1-Up with this exciting news.

BEN: What is it?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am making a robot brother for you... Ben.

BEN: Cool. I'll tell him right away.

{Cuts to 1-Up's Room. 1-Up has finished eating he's Pudding and is laying on he's bed, still sad. Ben enters the room}

BEN: 1-Up! I have great news!

1-UP: {being sarcastic} What? My Compy is gone too?

BEN: No. Even Better! Your dad is making me a robot Brother named... Ken!

1-UP: KEN?!

BEN: Yeah. Isn't it great?

1-UP: This day can't get any worse... I need an email to forget all about it... {walks to Compy 486 and sings} This is a sad email rap...

     Dear 1-Up,
Come meet me at
the field. I am
asking you for a
challenge if you
couldn't tell.
20X6 Homestarry/
Homesaviour

1-UP: I'm not in the mood for a challenge... {sighs}

{1-Up walks offscreen. Cuts to Bubusuke's Floating Mall. 1-Up enters from the right side of the screen}

1-UP: Hey, Bubusuke.

BUBUSUKE: Hey, 1-Up. I got a deal for you. I heard that you defeated Sticklyman.

1-UP: I sure did.

BUBUSUKE: Well, I have two tickets to a challenge against Orano.

1-UP: The guy from Bonus Stage?

BUBUSUKE: What? No. Orano! One of the 20X6 Fighting Elite that nobody has yet been able to defeat. I'll give you the tickets if you can beat me in a challenge.

1-UP: Cool. Challenge the great Orano. Hmm... Okay.

BUBUSUKE: Okay. Good.

1-UP: Give me the tickets!

BUBUSUKE: What?! You have to fight me for them.

1-UP: What?! When did you say that?

BUBUSUKE: Umm... I forgot. But, I think I said it...

{Cuts to the Depot and The Guy at the Depot is talking to The Homestar Runner}

THE GUY AT THE DEPOT: You have to fight for these tickets, young boy... in the future.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why can't I have them now? I miss my shoe.

{Cuts to a black screen where to words "Scene Missing" are viewable. Cuts back to Bubusuke's Floating Mall and 1-Up}

BUBUSUKE: Are you going to buy them or not?

1-UP: I want Pudding!

BUBUSUKE: Okay. Sure. {Gives Pudding}

1-UP: Thanks. {Snatches Tickets and Pudding and then runs off}

BUBUSUKE: Hey! You can't do that! You forgot to pay for the pudding and you stole those valuble tickets without a fight! {sighs} I need a new job...

{Cuts back to a broken and torn apart Mansion. 1-Up runs onscreen}

1-UP: Wh-Wha? Dad! What happened here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I was about to have a Cake... But, Then the house exploded.

1-UP: Where's Mum and my sister?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: They took them.

1-UP: They?! Who?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Them! The spirits of the dead...

1-UP: What happened to all our money?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's been torn. We only have 500 dollars left.

1-UP: What?! That can't get us anything good in this town... Except... we can still get junk from the 21st Century.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's no use...

1-UP: What do we do now, Dad?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 1-Up, Pack your Bags and bring along Ben. I must complete Ken by tommorow.

1-UP: Dad! No! I-... I won't let-

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yells} Do it, 1-Up! Do what I say!

1-UP: {sighs} Okay, Dad... {He starts looking through the pile of broken stuff for he's bag and then he puts all the stuff left that isn't broken}

{It starts to rain}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I guess we're just going to walk around and look for a new home...

1-UP: {Gasps} My... My... My...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is it, son?

1-UP: My Compy 486 is gone... It's the only thing I had that wasn't the Tandy 2000.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh... Okay. Umm... We better go.

{Cuts to a Black Screen the words "To Be Continued..." slowly appear onscreen. The credits start rolling and playing the "Stinkoman 20X6" theme song in a slow and sad rythum}

{A torn Paper comes down saying "Click here to email 1-Up"}

Fun Facts

• 1-Up and Homestar Runner are now homeless in the storyline.
• This is the beggining of a new bad guy.
• Will we find out who Orano is?