Other Character Email The Unguraits/Vacation
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The Unguraits go on vacation. But the Shadowy Figure and WUSS take over their house. (again)
Cast (In order of appearance):The Unguraits, Kyle, Jacen, Jaina, Shadowy Figure, WUSS, Flying Pooru-Pooru (easter egg), Bear-Shark (easter egg)
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Answering emails all day and night!
Dear Unguraits, (not Jawas) What will you do with all that money I gave you? -Dennis
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} We spent it all. Next!
Hey you Unjuraits, You should take a vacation with all those e-mails you answered and battles you fought. We suggest the planet of Myrkr. -Jacen and Jaina
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Jaken and Jana, we have been checking alot of emails and fighting alot of enemies. We deserve a vacation. {not typing} KYLE! {Kyle comes in} Pack the bags! We're going on vacation!
KYLE: Yay! {3 hours later...} Everything's packed!
UNGURAIT #1: You got the Steely 801?
KYLE: Check.
UNGURAIT #1: Punching bag cow?
KYLE: Check
UNGURAIT #1: Bread & Sugar T-shirts?
KYLE: Check.
UNGURAIT #1: Everything else?
KYLE: Check.
UNGURAIT #1: Then we're ready!
{Cut to the airport. The Unguraits and Kyle get on the plane. Jacen and Jaina are on a phone.}
JACEN: We have done our job. They have left their house.
SHADOWY FIGURE: {on phone} Excellent. Then you shall not be destroyed when I rule the universe.
JAINA: That's terrific! What did you want them gone for, anyway?
SHADOWY FIGURE: {on phone} I want to take over their house so they have no place to go. They'll never be able to stop us!
{Cut to the Unguraits' house}
C.OLIMAR788: Let's wreck up the place!
SHADOWY FIGURE: We're going to live here for the time being. Let's choose rooms. C.Olimar788, you get the living room A.K.A Guest room. Super Sam, you get the computer room A.K.A email checking HQ. H*R 700, you get the kitchen A.K.A the food lab. And Dennis, you get...the basement A.K.A...the basement. I rule the entire house. Any and all problems shall be reported directly to me.
H*R 700: Like mail?
SHADOWY FIGURE: How nice. Postcards. Might as well give them to the audience. {fade to black. Fade in to a table. 5 postcards are on it.}
Postcard 1
UNGURAIT #1: {narrating} Hello guys. We're just here at the negative zone. We are freaked out. We may have faced wierd and diabolical villains, but this makes no sense. There are flying Pooru-Poorus and giant Stafulters. It was nice here, but we had a tough time getting out. So, as they say in the Negative Zone, "533 Y4!"
Postcard 2
UNGURAIT #1: {narrating} Here we are at Charitville. Don't confuse this with Charismaville. This is basically a charity place inhabited by nuns, charities, and other things helping those guys in that hurricane, Katrina. Think of how boring and money-sucking this place will be after Rita. This place sucked. We left in, like, 2 seconds. Bye!
Postcard 3
UNGURAIT #1: {narrating} This place is called Sandland. It's just...sand. This place had snakes, cacti, and other desert crap. We almost died here. No food. And the water was from the cactus. It tasted horrible. This place was a huge disapointment. We're not going here ever again.
Postcard 4
UNGURAIT #1: {narrating} This is the Center of Time and Space. It's empty space with stars. That's it. Until next time!
Postcard 5
UNGURAIT #1: {narrating} Well, this is Strongbadia. Strog Bad's country of tires, fences, and...Strong Bad. This place even had a bear holding a shark! And the coolest flag! This is probably the last stop in our vacation. We need to check emails! Bye!
Easter Eggs
- On the first card, click it when they say "flying Pooru-Poorus" to see a Pooru- Pooru with wingsm fly across the screen.
- Click on the fifth card when they say "bear holding a shark" to see the Bear-Shark pop up. Click on it to make it go back down.
