Other Character Email Homestar/brother
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Homestar Email #3: "brother"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Bad, Homeschool Winner
Who is Homestar's brother?
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Email me todaaaaaaaaay!
{Homestar types "homestarmails.exe", and an email comes up.}
Dear Homestar Runner,
Do you have a brother? And if so, is his name
Homeschool Winner? And if so, do you ever
talk to him anymore?
Love,
bri angel
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} A brother, eh? Like a long lost brother? As in, a long lost brother that I would have to search for?
{The title shot for "In Search of the Yello Dello" (the new edition) appears, except " The Yello Dello" has been crossed out. Below it, "Homestar's Brother" is written in crayon. The title theme from "In Search of the Yello Dello plays.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing, voiceover} Search... ing... for... my... brother, yeah! Gonna... find... my... lost... brother, yeah!
{Cut to the Football Field, where Homestar and Coach Z are standing. This shot, as well as all the ones following, are in Powered by the Cheat style.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Coach Z, I need to find a brother that is lost and long.
COACH Z: Well, you'll first need to look for a brother. I bet The Chort could help you.
{The Cheat magically appears in a puff of smoke.}
THE CHEAT: {makes cheat noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's right, The Cheat. I should go on a safari tour through everywhere with you. And then brother stuff will come.
{Cut to a jungle, again in PBTC style. The Cheat is with Homestar, wielding a machete. The machete sounds exactly like someone saying "swish".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wow, The Cheat. You are a great at hunting for my long brother.
{Cut to a PBTC shot of Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is there, talking to Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: And so then I became king of the world.
{Homestar and The Cheat walk in.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! The Cheat. Are you here to look for Dumpface's brother?
THE CHEAT: Meh!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Cheat is a great huntor.
BUBS: A long lost brother? You must be talking about... Homeschool Winner.
{A cheesy audio clip of someone saying "dun dun dun" plays.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homeschool Winner?
{Homeschool walks into the shot.}
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Homestar! What coincidence! I was searching for you!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That was the best trip with The Cheat I ever went on.
EVERYBODY: Three cheers for The Cheat!
{"THE END" appears, and we return back to Homestar at the computer.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Well, I hope that answered your puzzler, angle lady. Or somebody. {stops typing} Man, I gotta get me some melonades. That jungle trip made me thirsty.
{Homestar gets up and leaves, and The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "somebody" at the end to see a photo of Homestar and Homeschool Winner together, with a caption reading "Best Brothers Forever".
Fun Facts
- "Email me todaaaaaaay!" is a reference to the Strong Bad Email "dreamail".
- The "In Search of Homestar's Brother" scene is an obvious reference to "In Search of The Yello Dello."
