Other Character Email Homestar/dimensions
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Homestar Email #8: "dimensions"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Strong Bad
Three Dee!
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a monotone} I. am. an. email. checking. robot. Please. insert. email.
Dear Homestar,
Have you ever stepped into an
alternate dimension? What
happened, if so?
Ekul
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Funny you should ask, Ekulio. It just so happens that I was in another dimension last week. The THIRD dimension.
{Cut to a title reading "last week", then to the basement of The Brothers Strong's house. The scene is rendered in 3D (Strong Bad Email DVD style, not Dangeresque 3D style). The Cheat and Strong Mad are on the couch.}
THE CHEAT: {makes Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?
{Homestar walks in.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh man, this is so cool. It's all three deeeee.
VOICE: {offscreen} Cut!
{Strong Bad runs onscreen.}
STRONG BAD: You moron! We're trying to film the DVD menus! Can't you get anything right for once?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ummm... uh... Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!
{Homestar runs off. A clapboard appears.}
VOICE: Strong Bad Email DVD bonus menu, take 2.
THE CHEAT: {makes Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?
{Homestar walks in.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome to Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!
VOICE: Cut!
{Cut to a third take.}
VOICE: Strong Bad Email DVD bonus menu, take 3.
THE CHEAT: {makes Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?
{Homestar walks in, wearing a tutu.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dancing} Tulips falling, on my... {whispering} Line!
VOICE: Cut!
{Cut to another take.}
VOICE: Strong Bad Email DVD bonus menu, take 12.
THE CHEAT: {makes Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?
{Homestar walks in and kicks The Cheat.}
VOICE: Cut!
{Strong Bad walks onto the set.}
STRONG BAD: Oh man, that was perfect! For once in your life, Homestar, you did something useful.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yay!
STRONG MAD: Redo! REDO!
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} They later deleted that scene, 'cause the Society for Ethical Treatment of The Cheat got mad. And punched me in the stomach. So that's your answer, Coolguy. I'm gonna sit here for a while. This stool is comfy.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Ekulio near the beginning to see a poster for an Ekulio concert.
- Click on "Society for Ethical Treatment of The Cheat" at the end to see their logo.
Fun Facts
- The story (supposedly) takes place during the making of the strongbad_email.exe DVD.
- "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!" is a reference to Lost in Space.
- The "homestarrunner.net" line is from "First Time Here?"
