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Stinkoman Email #55 "Great Escape"
Cast: (In order of Apperence) Stinkoman, Drinkoman, Rhys, Mitchell, Ekersby, n00b.
Page Title: It's probably new!!!
Transcript
{Cuts to N00b Stinkoman's House where Stinkoman is}
STINKOMAN: Oh, man. I can't beleive we're hiding in a n00b's house. They'll find us!
DRINKOMAN: How dare you talk to me?
STINKOMAN: Oh, Shut up. You are teh loser, {Gasps} Did I say "teh." Meh. Forget it. I better check my emails.
{Stinkoman gets on to the Windowmac 30X6 and starts checking emails}
STINKOMAN: Email me or face n00b consequences.
R!dd13 M3 TW!c3 5t!nk0Tw!rp!!!1
!f u g3t th!5 3-M4!1 Fr0m Th!5 D4y F0Rth
Wh3n3v3r U C0m3 in c0nt4ct w/c01d W4t3R
U w!11 Turn Int0 a G!rl, LOLOLOLzr!
-B00z4r07481
STINKOMN: Uhh, I think I can understand this. Wait. I know this computer has to have a translator on it. {searches Windowmac 30X6 for translator} Ah, Here we go.
{Stinkoman translates the email and reads}
STINKOMAN: I really hate these prank emails... They annoy me, I'm gonna see what Drinkoman is doing.
{Stinkoman gets off the computer}
DRINKOMAN: Hey! Look! It's a plane!
STINKOMAN: Uh Oh. They found us.
{Stinkoman5000 jumps out of nowhere}
STINKOMAN5000: h4 h4! u thought tat me would b3 g0ne! u are t3h stupid!
{Stinkoman5000 uses he's arm canon to destroy Stinkoman and Drinkoman. He shoots. But, Mitchell and Rhys jump in with a sheild}
STINKOMAN: What the?
RHYS: {Deflects the attack}
MITCHELL: Run to the nearest exit and find a place to hideout! We'll explain later!
STINKOMAN: B-But... I like Challenges. This should be my time to figh-
RHYS: Just go!
STINKOMAN: Fine...
{Stinkoman grabs Drinkoman and the Windowmac 30X6. Stinkoman runs off with them. Cuts to Homschool Winners abandoned lair}
STINKOMAN: {walks in with Drinkoman and the Windowmac 30X6} Looks like were hiding out here.
DRINKOMAN: I detect that Stinkoman5000 has told a few robots and the "non-n00b" which is you. Do you know how fast news spreads about these things?
STINKOMAN: No.
DRINKOMAN: Very fast.
STINKOMAN: Wait a second. Drinkoman! Your not drunk! You won't survive much longer.
DRINKOMAN: Hey. I can survive without beer. I just can't survive without drinking a liquid. Hence the name. I don't have to be drunk. Besides, I find Coke more tasty.
{Mitchell and Rhys walk in}
MITCHELL: Well, We got rid of them. That should keep them away... for now...
STINKOMAN: Now can you explain what is going on?
MITCHELL: Tommorow, For now... We must rest. We had a hard day.
{Cuts to a black screen. Two red eyes appear. A light turns on and it is revealed that the two red eyes are actually Ekersby}
EKERSBY: My n00bs are soon going to destroy Stinkoman. Stinkoman doesn't yet know the way out.
N00B: Master, The plan is almost complete. Stinkoman will be splashed by water and then turn into a girl. Then, Whenever he gets embarrased he will faint!
EKERSBY: Excellent. Who knew that water had such a good use on robots.
N00B: But, Wouldn't the water fry he's circuits?
EKERSBY: Umm... Yeah, Maybe.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Fun Facts
- Homeschool Winner's Lair is from Homestar Runner Movie 3: Mid-Life Crisis.
- Ekersby is a glitched n00b from the the Negative Zone. This must mean that the Negative Zone is like a tunnel from the n00b world to the real world.
