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1-UP EMAIL 82!

1-Up must return the Time Paradoox Orb to 20X6 to make sure that the space time continuem is not destroyed.

Cast (in order of appereance): Gunhaver, Steve, 1-Up, Jaro

Transcript

{Cuts to Gunhaver and Steve walking into the Cheat Commando HQ}

GUNHAVER: I hope that 1-Up can defeat Blue Laser without me.

STEVE: Well, Pokemon is on. Do you want to sit down and watch it?

GUNHAVER: Yeah. I guess. I mean, Not much else is on. But, Let me check 1-Up's email first.

{Gunhaver goes to the Alpha}

GUNHAVER: I might answer an email for 1-Up. After all, I kind of owe him for leaving him at Blue Laser's Base.

GUNHAVER: Err... What Butterfly Effect Machine? I diddn't- Wait. It's addressed to 1-Up. Meh. I'll just forward the email to 1-Up when he goes back to the future.

STEVE: Are you coming?

{Gunhaver walks over to the couch}

GUNHAVER: Yeah. I'm coming.

{Gunhaver sits on the couch and starts watching TV}

{1-Up crashes through the wall in two peices. He is cut in half and both parts of his body is laying on the ground}

GUNHAVER AND STEVE: 1-UP!

{They both run over to 1-Up}

STEVE: He's been ripped to shreds. We won't be able to heal him.

GUNHAVER: There is only one way to heal him...

STEVE: {gasps} But, We can't use that. It could destroy the space time continuem. Remember the time when your future self came to the present and said that you have to use the healing crystal on Foxface in the future.

GUNHAVER: It might destroy the space time continuem... But, It's the only way...

STEVE: {sighs} I'll stay here. You can go get the crystal.

{Gunhaver walks offscreen}

STEVE: {begins to cry}

{Gunhaver walks back onscreen with some type of glowing crystal}

GUNHAVER: Here it goes...

STEVE: {still crying} You must remember... the crystal won't work if he has been dead for too long.

{Gunhaver slowly puts the crystal next to 1-Up. The crystal stops glowing and 1-Up starts to glow}

GUNHAVER: ...

STEVE: ...

{1-Up stops glowing. Nothing happens}

STEVE: It diddn't work...

GUNHAVER: And the portal is going to close in 5 more minutes...

STEVE: Who cares about the portal or the space time continuem? All I care about... is that our dear friend is gone...

{They both cry}

GUNHAVER: {sobbing} Why did this have to happen...?

{Short pause}

STEVE: {stops crying} W-Wait. I have an idea.

{Steve takes Marzichan's Wand off of the desk nearby and points it at 1-Up's head}

STEVE: 1-Up. Say something...

1-UP: ...

STEVE: Say something...

1-UP: {coughs and talks in a weak voice} I- I... {coughs} I want pudding...

STEVE: {smiles}

GUNHAVER: How did 1-Up wake up? He was ripped in half.

1-UP: Well, You see-

STEVE: It doesn't matter now! We only have 4 minutes before the portal closes!

GUNHAVER: I'll heal 1-Up's Injuries. You can wait by the portal Steve.

STEVE: 1-Up better take the Time Paradox Orb. It'd be better to keep it in the future. Because, If it stays in the present for any longer. It'll heat up, causing the space time continuem yto explode.

1-UP: Wow. There are so many ways to destroy the space time continuem in the present and there is only one way to avoid it.

STEVE: That is why we want it kept in the future where it is least likely to explode.

GUNHAVER: {Gives Marzichan's Wand to 1-Up} You'll also need this.

{1-Up heals himself using Marzichan's Wand and gets up}

STEVE: There is 3 more minutes to go befotre the portal closes. We better run.

{Cuts to the field where a portal is floating. Steve and Gunhaver walk onscreen with 1-Up who appears to be accarying Marzichan's Wand and the Time Paradox Orb}

STEVE: You better go.

GUNHAVER: Well, I guess it is time for you to go...

1-UP: Yeah... I guess...

STEVE: We'll miss you.

GUNHAVER: We sure will.

1-UP: Thanks.

STEVE: Two more minutes till the portal closes.

1-UP: Well, I better hurry up and go.

{A Jaro jumps out of the portal}

JARO: You're not getting back to 20X6 unless you get passed me.

1-UP: I have no time for this.

STEVE: 1 minute to go.

JARO: Haha! You can't get passed me!

{1-Up kicks the Jaro back into the portal}

1-UP: {sighs} Well, Bye guys.

{1-Up walks into the portal. The portal closes}

GUNHAVER: Well, I guess that's it.

STEVE: Want to play chess?

GUNHAVER: Sure, Whatever.

{Gunhaver and Steve leave. The Paper comes down}

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