Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/THREE YEARS

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{We start with Schoolstar reading armed crazyjuice in the computer room.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Hmm...oh! Hi. I didn't hear you come in. Because you did come in and you are physically here. I can prove it. Your name is....Sophie. You know, over the last three years of Airstar emails, alot of things have happened. Let me show you some of the best jokes we've had. By the way, Airstar couldn't be here because he's still missing, but he will appear via sattelite a little later. So, roll the tape of the best jokes.

{A black screen comes up saying "Season 1" Cut to Airstar talking to Schoolstar at the computer desk with The Skypy.}

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: Huh? Oh yeah, it's alright.

AIRSTAR FLYER: Alright? I thought it was pretty cool, I mean...

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: I personally like green. Or grey.

AIRSTAR FLYER: You are so dull.

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: Yeah, maybe.

AIRSTAR FLYER: Why don't you go play a board game, or maybe use that parachute over there.

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: Sure, okay.

{Cut to Airstar at his computer clicking on the email icon.}

AIRSTAR FLYER: Email is good for thy soul, I swear. {Airstar clicks on Email.}

Dear Airhead,
What do you talk like? Do you talk like Homestar? Strongbad? Mario? Stinkoman?
Yoursfully crap,
An Eskimo

AIRSTAR FLYER: {typing} What? You can't hear me? Weirdness.

{Cut to Airstar walking to the right with a blimp engine in his hands while Schoolstar is at the Skypy.}

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: The Chuck, ready to fix the blimp again?

{The Chuck walks in.}

THE CHUCK: Yeah!

{An explosion is heard. Airstar runs back in. He is on fire.}

AIRSTAR FLYER: Holy crap get it off! GET IT OFF!

{The Chuck gets a hose from offscreen and hoses down Airstar.}

AIRSTAR FLYER: Thanks The Chuck. Now I need to peel off the dead skin.

{Airstar limps offscreen. Cut to Airstar and The Chuck in the computer room. Darknight runs in.}

DARKNIGHT CREEPER: Hello, Airstar.

AIRSTAR FLYER: Darknight Creeper.

THE CHUCK: The Chuck!

AIRSTAR FLYER: You ruined the moment! Let's just get to the fight.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:As you can see, those jokes aren't very good. But that was Season 1. MikeControl is the one who made Airstar Emails famous. But first before we move onto Season 2 jokes, let's find out what, you. The "Normal people" think about Airstar emails.

{Cut to Schoolstar with a straw hat, overalls, no shirt and all dirty.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Well hey dere! I'm Billy Bob Stupidface from Georgetown, USA. And GOOOOLLY Airster Mails is sure edumacational for a dumb idgit like me! YEEEHAAA! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAA!

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Hmm. Apparently, America loves it. But us awesomer people have opinions too, you know. For example, what did Strong Bad think of it?

{Cut to Strong Bad's eyes in that dark hole he's still in from Sbemail 197.}

STRONG BAD:Well, I think Airstar Emails is good because I get to annoy and hassle him so much and people know, you know? I mean he slapped me with salami but I got back at him by suggesting to the music industry that they sue him because he sang a copyrighted song on his email show! And then of course that time I helped Darknight capture Airstar. That was great!

{Cut to Homestar being interviewed in his living room.}

HOMESTAR:Airstar is my cousin. And i'm his cousin! Of course I love his emails. Although I only read the emails where I appear. So I haven't read emails 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 16, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 46, 47, 48, 54, 58, 60, 65, 67, 68 and 70. Hate those ones.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:And what about the ever-famous Season 2 jokes?

{Cut to a big black screen saying "Season 2". Cut to Airstar talking to Schoolstar and The Chuck.}

AIRSTAR:The Chuck, who's Strong Bad?

THE CHUCK:He's a guy that lives down on the ground, his relative is Water Bad, egh-

SCHOOLSTAR:He's the older brother to Strong Sad, he works with Darknight Creeper sometimes, egh-

AIRSTAR:Wait, he's Water Bad's relative? He works with Darknight Creeper sometimes? I do wanna slap him with salami!

{Cut to The Chuck talking to the camera.}

THE CHUCK:Well, there you go, and also, I have more lolipops then just one! So that's why it doesn't expire. Bye!

{2008 Airstar warps in.}

2008 AIRSTAR:Hey.

THE CHUCK:MEEEH!

{2006 Airstar walks in.}

2006 AIRSTAR:Are you from the future tryin' to ruin my email show? Because it's not cool.

2008 AIRSTAR:I'm from email 56 trying to prove to my viewers that I built things like the time machine.

THE CHUCK:Well, 2008 sucks! 2006 rocks harder!

2008 AIRSTAR:You're insulting a year?

2006 AIRSTAR:Yes.

2008 AIRSTAR:Whatever. I gotta go.

{2008 Airstar warps away.}

THE CHUCK:2008's mom is fat.

{Cut to Airstar, The Chuck and Schoolstar being lugged around in a cage by Evil 1-Up Evil Homestar.}

AIRSTAR:You guys are insane!

1-UP:...Says a guy that lives in a blimp......

{Cut to Airstar, Schoolstar, The Chuck, 107-Up and another 1-Up clone confronting Astromunds in a plane. 107-Up gets shot in the leg by one of the Astromunds}

107-UP:Aggg!!!!! Holy freakin' CRAP!

ASTROMUND THAT SHOT:Sorry. Policy.

SCHOOLSTAR:That you shoot some one in the leg?

ASTROMUND THAT SHOT:When the have been annoying, yes.

THE CHUCK:That's it! Time to get my lolipop boomerang!

{The Chuck pulls out two lolipop boomerangs and throws them at the Astromunds}

ASTROMUND 2:OWWW!!!!!! THE RASPBERRY BLUE HAS BETRAYED ME!!!!!

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Ha ha ha....that was slightly more funny. Let's take a behind the scenes look at Airstar Emails.

{Cut to Homestar putting makeup on Airstar's cheeks in his dressing room while Esna Rybne is behind him holding the script.}

AIRSTAR:That's enough, lowley intern!

HOMESTAR:Sorry, Mr.Flyer. Are you ready to do email 57?

AIRSTAR:Yeah. Hand me the script, Esna.

{Esna hands him the script.}

AIRSTAR:No, I don't like the font. It's supposed to be Times New Roman not Arial! DO IT AGAIN!

{He slaps the script onto her chest.}

AIRSTAR:This time don't embarass yourself.

ESNA RYBNE:{Walking away.} Jerkhole...

AIRSTAR:I heard that!

{Cut to MikeControl in the director's seat.}

MIKECONTROL:Email 57 will revolutionize the way we play recoreds from the 20's!

{Airstar comes in.}

AIRSTAR:Yeah, but you said email 56 would revolutionize the way we build things, and that email 55 would revolutionize the way we eat!

MIKECONTROL:Every email will revolutionize what the subject matter of it is. So, get up there and act you heart out!

{Cut to Airstar in front of his records talking to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR:Because my grandpa-oh, wait.

{Airstar starts cracking up and so does Homestar.}

AIRSTAR:{Laughing and talking.} YOU SHOULD, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REMEMBER TO, TO SAY THE RIGHT LINE NEST TIME! {Continues laughing.}

{Bleep. Cut to Airstar talking to Schoolstar who is flying the blimp.}

AIRSTAR:Hey. Whatcha doin'?

SCHOOLSTAR:Fyin' the blimp, I mean, {Laughs.} flying the blimp. Heh...

AIRSTAR:Yeah, okay. Cut!

{Cut to Airstar at his Skypy reading the email from email 24.}

AIRSTAR:Watteson Kartashu-wait, oops. I'm sorry. Let's try that again. Watteson Kurinashu Toady Zubam-wait, I forgot the "ton" in "Toadyton" Crap. We'll try that again. Toadyton Zumbambe Joneffers, CRAP! I was either thinking of gophers or someone named Jeniffer. Urgh! Okay, Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th. YES!

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Classic! Now, for a transmission via sattelite from Airstar's undisclosed location!

{The Chuck jumps up and turns on The CloudSon. Airstar is on it, live. He's sweaty, and still in the dimly lite room on a chair.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Airstar, can you hear me?

{Airstar nods his head.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Can you speak?

{Airstar shakes his head.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Well, then how do you feel about the 3rd anniversary?

{He holds up a champagne bottle labeled "2005" and puts on a party hat with a three on it.}

THE CHUCK:Cool. Could you act out where you are?

{Someone cuts the video feed. The CloudSon's screen goes blank.}

THE CHUCK:Crap. Well, take a look at these Season 3 jokes.

{Cut to a black screen with "Season 3" on it. Cut to Stinkoman in the 20X7 field.}

STINKOMAN:Coming July 21st 2006! In your time that is...

{1-Up comes onscreen}

I-UP:Buy it tommorow! Er,today! And eat pudding! No,buy it yesterday! No....BUY IT SOMETIME OK?!

STINKOMAN:Ok....

VOICE:Jlammy experience 2...may cause seizures...and stuff.

HOMSAR'S VOICE:AaAaAaA! I-

VOICE:Yeah, shut up.

{Cut to a courtroom with Homestar as the judge and Airstar sitting down at one table with his lawyer and Strong Bad sitting at the other with his lawyer.}

HOMESTAR:Did you copy Stwong Bad Airface?

AIRSTAR:{Stands up} I plead the fifth.

HOMESTAR:The fif?

AIRSTAR:Are you really a judge?

HOMESTAR:Ovewwuled!

AIRSTAR:What?!

{Mustachio Homestar stands up in the court.}

MUSTACHIO HOMESTAR:I object!

HOMESTAR:The juwy has spoken! Guilty! Innocent! Flow chawt! I plead a 15 minute wecces! Sustained!

{Cut to Airstar reading an email.}

AIRSTAR:You know, The Noid, you have a point there. That would be pretty cool. Where will I find a time travel device? That sounds like something in as Sci-Fi movie.

{Homestar comes in. Cut to a wide shot.}

HOMESTAR:I'm suwe you could find a time twavel device somewhew. Like this time twavel device!

{Homestar holds up an empty quart of milk.}

AIRSTAR:That's a quart of milk, Homestar.

HOMESTAR:Oh. Umm...maybe Stwong Sad can help you!

{Cut to Schoolstar, The Chuck and Airstar in a large hole with The Blimp above them.}

AIRSTAR:Ugg...woah. The blimp's right above us.

THE CHUCK:Yeah, but it's impossible to push that out of the way.

AIRSTAR:Oh yeah?

{Airstar jumps up at the blimp, but just hits it hard and falls down.}

AIRSTAR:{Getting up} Uhhh...you're right. Impossible.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Airstar Emails have had so much plots. Let me list all of them and then show a scene that begins that plot. Number one, Clone Hater Mayhem.

{Cut to Airstar at his Skypy.}

AIRSTAR:Well, until next time, emai-

{Just then a plane crashes through the blimp. 1-Up comes out dressed like how he's dressed in this Comic.}

1-UP:Ut-oh, wrong place. Wait, you're a Homestar clone right?

AIRSTAR:Well, I look like him, but i'm actauly his cousin-

1-UP:Your a clone! Get him Homestar!

{Homestar comes out of the plane. He's dressed as he is in this comic.}

HOMESTAR:Asta lavista baby!

AIRSTAR:Please don't kill me! I know a 1-Up clone!

1-UP:Who?

AIRSTAR:Airjet Booster! My 20X7 version!

1-UP:Thanks, but were still gonna kidnap you!

AIRSTAR:NOOOOOO!

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number two, The Nassi Menace.

{Cut to Airstar, Schoolstar and The Chuck still stuck in a hole. The hole starts rumbling and shaking. Airstar looks up to see the blimp moving upwards. Airstar gets up.}

AIRSTAR:WHAT IN FRIG'S CRAP?!?

{The blimp is thrown out of the hole. And at the top of the hole is Water Bad,Strong Bad,the TAKS test, and Darknight creeper with a crane right next to em'.}

DARKNIGHT:FOUND YA! YOU MALE RUNNER RELATIVE! AND MY WORST ENEMY!

TAKS TEST:JUST BECAUSE I'M 300, DOESN'T MEAN I COULDN'T KICK YOU'RE BUTT!

WATER BAD:HELLOTE, AIRSTAR! PREPARE TO BE RESOLVED!

STRONG BAD:YEAH, LOSER! LISTEN TO MY COUSIN! HE HAS STINKOMAN HAIR AND BUG EYES AND RED PANTS AND A BLUE MASK WITH A GRAY EMBLEM!

AIRSTAR:I CAN SEE THAT! BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CAPTURE US?! YOU'RE ALL THE WAY UP THERE! I'M LOW DOWN HERE!

WATER BAD:CRAP! HE'S RIGHT!

DARKNIGHT:WHY ARE YOU YELLING WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME?!

WATER BAD:Sorry. Anyway, how are we gonna capture him?

DARKNIGHT:Using the Flagship of the Nassis! "The Green Latte'" Go get the ship, TAKS test!

TAKS TEST:Oh, alright.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number three, 30 VS. 80.

{Cut to Airstar looking at an email.}

Hey You! Is there anyone you want to kill? Anyone? And how would you like them dead? Because I am a paid assassin! I'll kill people for the right price. before they kill you, Dennis Dunjinman

AIRSTAR:Well, actauly, there is the Strongbadian army. But there's like, 80 of them. I'd have to go to The King of Town.

{Airstar turns around. Cut to a wide shot.}

AIRSTAR:The Chuck!

{The Chuck rushes in.}

THE CHUCK:Meh?

AIRSTAR:Land the blimp at The KOT's castle.

THE CHUCK:Okay.

{Cut to the Kot's castle. The blimp lands right next to it. Cut to closeup of Airstar and The Chuck walking out of the blimp.}

THE CHUCK:Am I coming?

AIRSTAR:No. I must climb this castle alone.

THE CHUCK:But there's a door right there.

AIRSTAR:I must go.

{Cut to Airstar climbing up the castle. Heavy rock music plays in the background.}

NARARATOR:Airstar was climbing, up, up, and away. It was dificult, and unneccasary. 'Cause there was a door. But that would make it less exciting. Shut up.

{Airstar is at the Top of the castle. The three keepers of Trogdor and the KOT are up there with torches.}

MONK 1:We've been expecting you, Mr.Flyer.

AIRSTAR:How?

{The monks look at each other.}

MONK 2:Um, we heard it from, the news. Now come!

AIRSTAR:Y'know, Trogdor died over 1,000 years ago.

MONK 3:But he's a legend! That...equals...the circumfrence of the circle!

AIRSTAR:Which is 0.

MONK 3:Shut up, Airstar! You don't know math! Now come!

{They walk into the castle. Cut to a room with a table in it. The monks,the KOT, and Airstar are sitting at it.}

AIRSTAR:We need to go to war with the Strongbadian army! They're a threat to FCUSA!

MONK 1:But we have Monday off! We can't go to war! It breaks tradition!

AIRSTAR:THEY'RE THREATING US WITH WATER BALLOONS AND SLAVERY! We protect our town before our traditions!

MONK 4:We will have to consult the Marzipan.

{Cut to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number four, The Legend of The Lost Red Coin.

{Cut to Airstar answering an email.}

AGGGGGHBLBLBLBLBL. This is the Mushroom Embassy, regretting to inform you, that you have lost a red coin. You will be fined for no reason. -Watteson Kurinashu Toadyton Zubambe Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th

AIRSTAR:OH NO! THE RED COIN! I thought I had it so greatly protected! I must venture to the Mushroom Embassy! Thanks Watteson Kurinashu Todayton Zubamabe Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th. I got that coin in the Video game parody district in FCUSA! I must 'venture to Japan to find it!

THE CHUCK:Meh?

{Airstar turns to The Chuck. Cut to wide shot.}

THE CHUCK:But they just said you lost it! Not that it's at the Mushroom Embassy!

AIRSTAR:Yeah, and they also said they'd fine me.

{Toad enters the room.}

TOAD:Here's you're fine of 700 yen!

AIRSTAR:I'm not from Japan. So do I pay you 700 dollars?

TOAD:I guess.

AIRSTAR:THAT'S OUTRAGOUS! I will talk to the president of the Mushroom Embassy!

TOAD:You don't know who he is, or where he is!

{Airstar turns to his computer. After 15 seconds he turns back.}

AIRSTAR:His name is Boswerusu Kapmempusetu Mariokiloous Gumballdasu. And it's in, Trenton, New Jersey?

TOAD:Crap.

AIRSTAR:It also says that lost red coins may be found and sold to Korean gangsters.

TOAD:Well that's not true, maybe, anyway, pay the 700 bucks!

AIRSTAR:No way fattyface! I will go to Trenton!

TOAD:But, i'm here!

{Airstar kicks him off the blimp.}

TOAD:AGGLE FAGGLE!

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number five, The Election of The King.

{Cut to Airstar anwering an email.}

Dear Airstar, What would everything be like if you were elected the next King of Town? From, DonutHead41

AIRSTAR:I dunno, DonutFace, the entire town would probably be launched into space and i'd be a big dome in space! My castle will be kick awesome. And the 2008 Kingular elections are comin' up. Hmmm...Maybe I should run. There's a real problem right now.{In an Australian accent} A dingo ate Marzipan's baby! {Back to regular accent.} So, I guess i'll run down to the elections and tottaly start my campaign!

{Airstar turns around and runs to Schoolstar's room's door. He knocks on it. Schoolstar comes out.}

SCHOOLSTAR:What do you want? I'm trying to cry, here!

AIRSTAR:I need to say four words that I never thought that i'd ever utter to you.

{The Chuck walks in.}

AIRSTAR:Get outta here!

{He leaves.}

AIRSTAR:Um, I need your help?

SCHOOLSTAR:With what?

AIRSTAR:I'm running for king. I need your help with the campaign.

SCHOOLSTAR:Fine. Am I getting paid?

AIRSTAR:No.

{Cut to a stage with two podiums on it. Airstar is at the left podium, and the king is on the right. There's an audience.}

KOT:You may ask questions now.

REPORTER:What are you going to do about {Australian accent} Marzipan's baby?

KOT:If we find {Australian accent} Marzipan's baby, {Regular accent} we embolden the enemy.

REPORTER:And the enemy is...

KOT:The Far off lands terrorists!

AUDIENCE:{Gasp}

REPORTER:Mr.Flyer, what are you going to do about the War in Far off lands?

AIRSTAR:I plan to pull most of our troops out by January 2009, as it is obvious that they won't, so i'm gonna have to wait ti'll i'm elected.

{Cut to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:That plot hasn't actually ended yet. And it won't end until September of 2009. I'll acctually give you an updaye on that, Airstar has won the Democratic nomination and was campaigning against The King of Town, you know, before he went missing. Number six, The Dead Schoolstar Saga.

{Cut to Airstar in Joshua's room with a bunch of other sysops.}

{Rainer comes in.}

RAINER:I'm back!

JOSHUA:Uh-huh.

RAINER:Fine. I'm just coming to tell Airstar that Schoolstar perished in a terrible blimp fire!

AIRSTAR:OH, THE HUMANITY!!

RAINER:We rescued The Chuck. The only things that survived the fire was The Skypy and Schoolstar's will tape.

AIRSTAR:Schoolstar's gone. {Starts sobbing.}

{Cut to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number seven, Kingy's Big Blow Up.

{Cut to Airstar answering an email.}

Bah!?
Hey you! Airsta!
im lost in your closet.
Send me a map plz.
and can you send the king a hot dog?
hes hungly. and he'll blow upp the city without one.
H44WP, in your closet.

AIRSTAR:Lost in my closet? I don't think it's that big. And I think the KOT could do without a hotdog. That's how I broke my ankle.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number eight, The Not Room Zone!

{Cut to Airstar checking an email.}

AIRSTAR:Hey I got one! Why did Dracula change his name to Vincent? EMAAAAAAILL!!

Dear airsta.
how comes the chuck put bombs in your closet?
i has no room to get stuck.
-The guy in your closet.

AIRSTAR:Uh, you want to get stuck in that closet? Who are you? R. Kelly? Look R, wait, what does the R. stand for? Regis? Reynold? Who? Let me ask The Chuck.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number nine, A-living The Darknight.

{Cut to Airstar checking an email.}

AIRSTAR:You know what I learned in school today? Nothing rhymes with email.

Dear Airstar,
Aren't you worried that Darknight may be alive?
Sincereley,
Badstar.

AIRSTAR:Of course not, Badstar. You knwo you seem to have a pattern going here. Remember when you told me Schoolstar was alive? And now you're tellin' me Darknight could be alive? Man. It's like you're an optomist and a pessimist. Well I don't think we should elaborate any further on the subject.'Kay?

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number ten, My Big Fat Freak Wedding.

{Cut to Airstar checking an email.}

AIRSTAR:Email to the left and the right, up and down, all around!

Dar Airstar,
our wedding will be scheduled on the 3:00.
be there!
From your to be wife.

AIRSTAR:WHAAT?!

{He clicks on the link and sees the picture of the bride.}

AIRSTAR:Oh no...it's all coming back to me. That time she woke me up after they beat me in that french prison. I was woken up by her.

{Cut to Airstar waking up in a prison cell with Garbochov, (click the link)}

GARBOCHOV:{Weird voice} DO YOU WAAAAANT SOME HELPPP???/11111!!!1231$#%7DGFIOS7D6R09T8WYEFIUDS6F876E4Y5IUTYEIRUTYODS876T98GF7DSTGUIWE5489U8349T()(()(_()_i oIHEJFODIAUSDPOFIUPoiuP90809*0(*)(*&)(*&987?

AIRSTAR:{Voiceover} I was beaten so badly, I couldn't think straight.

AIRSTAR:No, babe. I'm so fiiiine.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number eleven, Trillion Dollar Blow Up.

{Cut to Airstar checking an email...again.}

AIRSTAR:Email the game! The star...me!

Congrats!

You have won 5 Trillion Dollars!

-The Completely Legitimate Company

Download the Money?

AIRSTAR:Oh finally! I've been contributing to TCLC for years! I even donated my red coin to you to help your cause!

{He clicks on the link. This comes up.}

AIRSTAR:Oh, crap. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, TCLC?!

{Cut to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number twelve, Effects of Therapy 2.

{Airstar is at his computer. He clicks on the email icon.}

AIRSTAR:Click,click, CHECK!

Yo

Yo Airstar,
I command you to go to therapy.
You need it.
From,
Your All-Mighty Creator,

1-Up Cheatachu

AIRSTAR:1-UP CHEATACHU?! HOLY CRAP! I haven't heard from you since email seven! Wow-ee. That's been a long while. But, why do you think I need therapy? I feel fine.

SCHOOLSTAR:{Offscreen} Oh really?

{He turns to him.}

AIRSTAR:Yeah really?

SCHOOLSTAR:Well, look at what's going on at the King Of Town's!

{Cut to a room in the KOT's castle. He's sitting down at a table with a buncha other Homestar characters,}

KING OF TOWN:Well, I don't think Dexter, I mean Airstar is really with it.

MARZIPAN:Why? Out of all things, this isn't the answer!

KING OF TOWN:By the opinion of the entire FCUSA government, we declare Airstar criminally insane.

{They all gasp and Marzipan passes out. Gavel hitting is heard somewhere. Cut to Airstar and Schoolstar watching tv in the tv room.}

AIRSTAR:What? Criminally insane? Are you kidding?! KIDDING?!

{Cut to the TV. Bubs is being interviewed in the feild.}

BUBS:He once stole my engine! He's criminally INSANE IN THE MINBRAIN!

{Cut back to Airstar.}

AIRSTAR:Oh, get over it!

{Cut to Strong Bad on TV.}

STRONG BAD:He once broke into my house and loudly sang "I'm walkin' on sunshine" by Farmer's Daughter. He's like Chris Knoll on an average Monday.

{Cut back to Airstar.}

AIRSTAR:Oh, this is bullsh-

SCHOOLSTAR:Shhh!

AIRSTAR:Sorry.

{Cut to the KOT in his castle being interviewed.}

KING OF TOWN:I feel I made the right decision. Tommorow he will be sent to a frontier physciatrist. Besides, that boy needs therapy.

STRONG BAD:Laying down on the couch? Well, what does that mean? He's a nut! He's crazy in a coconut! Therapy's not gonna change him in any way.

AIRSTAR:Oh, that's it!

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number thirteen, The Big War of 08'.

{Cut to Airstar and The Chuck in the blimp and it starts shaking.}

AIRSTAR AND CHUCK:AHHHH!

{Cut to outside the blimp, which is hovering fifty feet off the ground, a black helicopter with "SuperDude Industries. Cut to inside the blimp. Superdude comes out of a door wirh a black suit and sunglasses on.}

AIRSTAR:Uhh...hey! What re you doing here?

SUPERDUDE:I'm here to collect the 100,000 I deserve! So hand it over or die!

AIRSTAR:Never!!

{Marshie and Strong Bad walk in with black suits and cigars with guns.}

SUPERDUDE:Really?

AIRSTAR:AHHH! Okay, okay. Uhh...want the blimp instead?

SUPERDUDE:Yes.

{Cut to Airstar,Schoolstar and The Chuck on the feild watching there blimp fly away.}

AIRSTAR:Well, that's a, bummer.

SCHOOLSTAR:Shut up.

{Cut back to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Number fourteen, Airstar Haters Unite.

{Cut to Airstar at his computer.}

AIRSTAR:Let's check email like it's 1980!

{He clicks on the email icon.}

Dear After,
Where did you get those awesome Cow Punching gear?
Your Hater,
Reylf Ratsria

AIRSTAR:Hater? I have people that hate me? Get outta here!

{Cut to Bubs, Darknight, Superstar Hoopster, Strong Bad, 1-Up's Evil Version, Homestar's Evil Version, Homsar's Evil Version, The TAKS Test, Water Bad, Aquacheat, The Evil Ghost, Superdude, Hu Jianto and Garbachov all sitting in chairs in front of a fireplace with "LOAH" on the wall.}

DARKNIGHT:Welcome to the league of Airstar haters, Hu Jianto!

HU JIANTO:Hu Jianto so excited to be here! I wirr rearn so much from this reague....

DARKNIGHT:Yes you will. Also, Reylf Ratsria is another new member!

{Airstar with a backwards neck and a duck on his bright blue shirt comes in.}

REYLF:Hello. I hate Airstar. Except for his awesome Cow Punching equipment!

DARKNIGHT:Sit down.

{He sits down.}

DARKNIGHT:The good news of course is, I have escaped from Guantanamo Bay. And I managed to smuggle Gitmo out with me in a bag!

{She takes out a black bag with Gitmo (The terrorist Elmo with a long beard) jumps out.}

GITMO:{High voice with Middle Eastern accent.} We must destroy Airstar Flyer for the goood! HALALALALLLA!

DARKNIGHT:Okay, that's enough, Gitmo. Anyway, so for the last month and a half, i've ruled this society from the inside, by smuggling letters to you guys about Gitmo.

GITMO:About me?

DARKNIGHT:No, like Gitmo, the nickname of Guantanamo.

GITMO:Ohhh...

DARKNIGHT:Anyway, my army of Darkmandos were either killed or arrested in the battle a month ago. The Superdude Mafia is now weak. So with my troops gone, my allies weak, and me on the run from the government, I figured you guys are my only hope.

STRONG BAD:Oh, stop.

DARKNIGHT:Now I know that we've tried ways to kill Airstar in the past. I tried to throw him off his blimp, tried to blast him with a gun, helped with their capturing by the Evil 1-Up and the other two here, shot him in the leg, formed the Nassis to kill him, tried to kill him while I thought Schoolstar was still dead, built an army and lured Airstar to France where we almost killed him, tried to set him on fire and of course tried to defeat him during the big war. But now, this plan is perfect. Hmm...I can taste it. We're going to get hostages. His Grampa and his sister. Then we say we want two million bucks, he comes to our headquarters underground, and he hands us the money, we shoot him right there.

BUBS:Of course! It's perfect! We can't go wrong. Although I would prefer we run him over with my Baloney Sammich Truck.

GITMO:I would've prefered carpet bombing his blimp, and then the Washington Monument! HA HA HA!!

STRONG BAD:I would've prefered bashing him over the head with his keyboard until he hallucinates so badly that he starts seeing a more than relatively succesful new show on Comedy Central.

HU JIANTO:I wourd've prefered working him to death in one of our factories untir he passes out and dies of starvation.

GARBACHOV:I WOULD'VE PREFERED YELLING AT HIM UNTIL HIS EARS BLEED!42!4@!4@6#654#7^%4*&^5*&6%!!!!!

DARKNIGHT:Well, too bad. We have to do my idea. His relatives are staying at his blimp right now, let's wait until night to kidnap his Grampa and sister. But to find out more, we need to send in a mole to find out more things he cares about.

{Cut to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:And finally, Where in The World is Airstar Flyer?

{Cut to Airstar and Albino watching TV. Albino walks away. Cut to the kitchen. Albino goes up to the pot and dives in it. Cut to Airstar on the couch.}

AIRSTAR:{He sniffs.} Who-

{The house explodes. Cut to Homestar on his couch watching TV.}

HOMESTAR:Did I hear something? Is Iraq invading us?

{Cut to the TV. The Announcer is at a news desk.}

THE ANNOUNCER:We have breaking news, Hardhat Runner, who is Homestar Runner's crazy moron who changed his last name, Hardhat Runer's house has exploded. Hardhat was not in the house, instead Airstar Flyer was. We can only assume that he is dead.

{The TV shows a black background with a picture of Airstar and "1976-2008" under it. Cut to Homestar, jaw dropped.}

HOMESTAR:Oh, cwap. MARZIPAN! AIRSTAR'S DEAD!

MARZIPAN:{Offscreen} WHAAAT?!

{Cut to Strong Bad on his couch watching TV with The Cheat.}

STRONG BAD:Oh my gosh, Airstar's dead! What time is it The Cheat?

THE CHEAT:Meh Mehna.

STRONG BAD:10:30? Got it.

{Cut to Schoolstar and The Chuck watching it sitting on their inflatable green couch in the tv room.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Oh my god!

THE CHUCK:It can't be true!

{Cut to Airstar's body at night laying on smoking rubble. His eyes open. Cut to Schoolstar.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Well, that's all. We didn't do Seaspn 3-10 jokes because we wanted to wrap this up. So...

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ALL:HAPPY DAPPY THIRD ANNIVERSARY!

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