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The Wheelchair Email #13½

Summary

The Wheelchair's TV breaks right before his commercial is going to be shown on TV. He must fix it in time to see it.

Cast: (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, George, alien, guy who works at Jack Attack TV Repair, Homestar Runner, Rockholz, Zorkolch, Strong Bad

Lines: 47

Page Title: Do you has TV fixing skills?

Release Date: May 5, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair is watching TV}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh I can't wait for 8:32! Only thirty minutes! That's when my commercial for the fourteenth email will air!

{The Wheelchair's TV shuts off, and smoke comes out of it}

THE WHEELCHAIR: This is mighty unfortunate. Oh, I know someone who can fix this! Plumber Dan!

{George leans onscreen}

GEORGE: {whispering} Plumbers don't fix TVs!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh yeah. So, George! Can you fix the TV?

GEORGE: I'll see what I can do.

{George crawls in back of the TV and the smoke stops. The TV turns on and an alien is onscreen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's working!

ALIEN: I want to take over the world. So send me all your stuff and gold or else I'll shoot your planet with a laser gun! Like this!

{The alien points the laser at the TV screen and it makes a hole in the screen. The laser ammo flies around the room until it hits the TV again, and the TV shuts down again. Smoke comes out again.}

GEORGE: That was super weird. I'm gonna get out of here super fast. I don't want to be around that super strange TV set.

THE WHEELCHAIR: And you should go back to your super home, where you can play super video games.

GEORGE: That's super!

{George leaves, and The Wheelchair picks up the phone. He opens up his phone book and calls a number.}

MAN ON OTHER LINE: Jack Attack TV Repair, how may I help you?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Yeah, well, my TV suddenly stopped working and smoke came out of it.

MAN ON OTHER LINE: How old is your TV?

THE WHEELCHAIR: About five years old.

MAN ON OTHER LINE: Did you try fixing it?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Yeah, and it worked. But some alien guy came on the screen and he made a hole in it and it broke the TV.

MAN ON OTHER LINE: Uh...you weren't watching Invader Zim, were you?

THE WHEELCHAIR: No.

MAN ON OTHER LINE: Then you must have recieved a once in a lifetime call from a space alien. Go tell the scientists.

{the man hangs up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: When all else fails, I turn to emails.

{Cut to The Wheely 145. An email pops up.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} This is the stupidest email I have recieved since the QWORENSK one. All right Mr. Greg, you can enter my house.

{The Wheelchair goes back into the TV room to see that his TV is fixed. He turns it on.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Thanks Cherry Greg!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen and in a deeper voice} You're welcome.

{The camera zooms in on the TV so the whole screen is the TV. Words on it say "You've been waiting for it since email 1". The words disappear, and "The Wheelchair email special. Email #14: Inspection". Cut to Rockholz throwing a lava rock at The Wheelchair. Cut to Zorkolch clones lined up in rows in a room.}

COMPUTER VOICE: Now activating Zorkolch clones.

{Cut to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Oh I can erase this place. And right now it's not looking very cool. And don't just put on some act until I leave. And where's Eh! Steve?

{Cut to a black screen. Words say "Coming Soon".}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {offscreen} That was awesome!

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