Other Character Email The Unguraits/Alpha
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The Unguraits steal the Alpha 1260!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Alpha Stan, Gunhaver, Reynold, Silent Rip, The Rest of the Cheat Commandos, Gyro, Fightgar
Transcript
UNGURAIT: I hope this is better than that last one.
Dear The Unguraits,
I expected better from you. Yelling at me for
your stupidity. I said go steal the Lappy, not
the SuperCom! Strong Bad isn't nearly as deadly.
-Trevor & Booty,
not Tampo & Brody
UNGURAIT: {typing} The Lappy's good...but the Alpha 1260's better! We'll steal it!
{Cut to the Cheat Commando's HQ.}
UNGURAIT: Man, nobody's around when we're stealing something!
DIFFERENT UNGURAIT: So let's steal it!
{They steal it. Cut back to their computer room with the Alpha}
UNGURAIT: Let's check emails!
ALPHA STAN: Hello new user. My name is Alpha Stan, your guide to the Alpha 1260.
UNGURAIT: Oh, great another talking computer. {typing} We are The Unguraits.
ALPHA STAN: Hello The Unguraits. Let me introduce you to the Alpha 1260.
{Meanwhile...}
GUNHAVER: Time to check email-- WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED TO MY ALPHA?!?
{The Blue-Las Alert goes off. Cut to The Screen. The Unguraits are on it.}
GUNHAVER: Huh?
REYNOLD: I fixed the Blue-Las Alert.
GUNHAVER: Oh.
{Grabs a mallet and starts smashing up the Blue-Las Alert}
GUNHAVER: FIX IT AGAIN!
REYNOLD: {disappointed} Oh...
GUNHAVER: What happened?
SILENT RIP: Unguraits stole the Alpha!
GUNHAVER: So, that's where it went!
{Cut back to the Alpha}
UNGURAIT: Well, that was certainly a biased introduction.
ALPHA STAN: So, what would you like to do?
UNGURAIT: Check our email!
{A crash is heard.}
UNGURAIT: What was that?
{They go outside to see that the Cheat Commandos are attacking their house}
GUNHAVER: Give us back the Alpha!
UNGURAIT: Never! {to the other Unguraits} Let's use that giant Rusty Duck Clan robot!
{They get in the robot and attack the Cheat Commandos.}
GUNHAVER: How did you get that robot?
UNGURAIT: Who cares? We own it now. Heh heh heh...
GYRO: Use the Deus Ex Machine!
GUNHAVER: {annoyed} Fine.
{Gunhaver presses a button, and suddenly, there is a white flash. Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} And that's how we beat The Unguraits.
FIGHTGAR: That was another horrible ending.
SILENT RIP: Word.
{Then Alpha Stan appears saying Click here to email The Unguraits at theunguraits@bandit.com.}
GUNHAVER: I thought it was supposed show my email.
Fun Facts
- Most of this is refering to Other Character Email Gunhaver.
