Other Character Email The Unguraits/BILLS

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Isn't it time they paid their household BILLS?!

Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Tapioca Plumber Dude, Ometar, Omsar

Transcript

UNGURAIT: Emlail is grood.

Unguraits (or should I say Hail the Awexome Unguraits),
Isn't it about time you paid your household
BILLS?!
I don't mean bullets or pelican beaks. I mean, uh,
the dollared ones.
-Tapioca Plumber Dude

UNGURAIT: {typing} Bills? Hmm...I don't know. Okay. {leaves}

{Cut to an alley.}

TAPIOCA PLUMBER DUDE: Did you bring the money?

UNGURAIT: {holds up a money bag} Yes.

TAPIOCA PLUMBER DUDE: Good.

{The Unguraits hand him the money and leave.}

TAPIOCA PLUMBER DUDE: How nice of them to pay the bills...

{Takes off the mask to reveal Ometar, Master of Evil.}

OMETAR: Too bad I tricked you to get rich. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

{Omsar comes in.}

OMSAR: Not so fast, Ometar!

OMETAR: Omsar, my brother. I'm keeping this money!

OMSAR: No you're not! Give it!

{They begin to fight, but then we end up cutting back to the Bandit 700.}

UNGURAIT: Well, we paid the household bills. And now in retrospect, we ask why.

DIFFERENT UNGURAIT: We probably shouldn't have given it to him.

UNGURAIT: You're right. We shouldn't have.

{Omsar comes in.}

OMSAR: Here's your money back! {leaves}

UNGURAIT: Oh, looks like it was a happy ending after all!

{VERY long pause}

UNGURAIT: I said ending!

{The Paper}