Other Character Email The Unguraits/OUFC
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The Unguraits save the Official Unguraits Fan Club! But they are unaware of the Force of Evil! (Not the character)
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Contestro Sevornkey, Jan, Shadow Contestro, Death Seed Virus, Bat in a Bucket, Ometar, Homeskull Whiner, Omsar, Ekersby, Homestar Runner, Trevor, Monstro, Cops, Doomsday, Possessed Squid
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Emai-Emai-Emai-Emai-Email!
Dear Unguraits, HELP! We are being attacked! This is the Official Unguraits Fan Club! They've captured our leader. We are stationed on Planet Juhama. Please to be saveing us? The Official Unguraits Fanclub
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Whoa...we have fans? Well, we woudn't normally do this, but for you guys, we will. {they leave. Cut to the main lobby.}
CONTESTRO: Where are you going?
UNGURAIT #1: We're going to the planet Juhama to save our millions of fans. {they leave}
JAN: Do you have fans?
CONTESTRO: Maybe. So...{looks around} Wanna make out? {instantly cut to Contestro being thrown face into the wall.} ...ow. {Cut to a dark lair on the planet Juhama. Five shadowy figures appear to be standing on a ledge.}
FIGURE #1: So you sent the fake email?
FIGURE #2: Yes. They should be here any second. Then we can have our revenge.
ALL FIGURES: {laugh maniacly, then the Unguraits appear}
UNGURAIT #1: All right fans! We're here to... {looks around} rescue... {looks around again} you. Where are the hundreds of fans?
FIGURE #1: There are no fans. It was a trick! We sent that so you'd come here. We are the Force of Evil, no relation. {they all step out of the shadows.}
SHADOW CONTESTRO: I am Shadow Contestro. Long ago I inhabited Contestro's afro and now since he cut it off, I was able to live on my own. Now I am the leader of the Force of Evil, no relation.
DEATH SEED VIRUS: ...So he scoured the globe...
BAT IN A BUCKET: ...In search of people who despise you...
OMETAR: ...So we could destroy you...
HOMESKULL: ...And finally have our revenge!
UNGURAIT #1: So, you're a team that finishes each others' sentences that hate us?
SHADOW CONTESTRO: Yes...err--no! Uhh we don't finish each others' sentences!
UNGURAIT #1: Wow. You're as clueless as the real Contestro.
SHADOW CONTSTRO: That's it! Force of Evil, no relation, attack!
{The Force of Evil attacks. Homeskull shoots lasers and breathes fire. The Unguraits grab arock and they throw it at is face. He falls. Ometar shoots the with lasers. They collapse and hide behind a large boulder. Ometar repeatedly shoots it bit by bit.}
UNGURAIT #1: We need help! We gotta call our allies! {They take out their cell phone. Fast-forward to Ometar just about to destroy the boulder.}
OMETAR: {exhaustedly} Time to die, Unguraits! {He destroys the boulder}
BAT IN A BUCKET: Couldn't we just have went behind the rock?
OMETAR: Now you tell me. {He holds the Unguraits down to where they can't move. He prepares to destroy them, but just then Omsar, Ekersby, Homestar, and Trevor appear.} What? Those guys?
OMSAR: Yeah! Now let go of them now!
OMETAR: You said "now" twice.
OMSAR: ATTACK!
{The battle royal begins. Tense battle music begins. Homestar kicks Homeskull in the face. He punches Homeskull to the ground. Homeskull shoots Homestar with a laser. Homestar grabs Homeskull and throws him into the air and jumps up and kicks him over and over and KOs him. Omsar blasts Ometar with a powerful beam. Ometar counters it with a shield and blasts it back with its power multiplied 1000-fold. Omsar tries to hold it back, but is hit and flies into the wall. Trevor uses his machine gun to shoot the Bat in a Bucket. He jumps out of his bucket and shields himself with it. He jumps back in and blasts Trevor with a supersonic screech. Trevor takes aim and hits the bat directly and KOs him. Ekersby shoots the Death Seed Virus with his sporks from his head. DSV grabs Ekersby with his claw and chucks him across the screen. Ekersby blasts him with his Browntants, Uptants, and Downtants and KOs him. The Unguraits attack Shadow Contestro with karate. Shadow Contestro uses a shadow beam and the Unguraits dodge it. They keep dodging the beams. They kick him in the face. They KO him.}
SHADOW CONTESTRO: NO! I won't lose! NEVER!!! Force of Evil, no relation, UNITE!
{They combine to form a monster called Monstro. who looks like a combnation of all the villains.}
MONSTRO: {combination of all the voices of the villains} Prepare...to...DIE!!!
UNGURAIT #1: Crap.
MONSTRO: FEEL MY WRATH! {He begins to make a very large and powerful shadow ball and just before he launches in a very large boulder falls on him.} Ow... {the team seperates back into 5. They fall due to the density of the rock.}
EKERSBY: Well, we, err, beat them. Let's call the cops.
{Fast-forward to the Force of Evil getting arrested. The cops leave.}
UNGURAIT #1: You're sure they got Shadow Contestro?
{Cut to Doomsday's lair.}
EKERSBY: {offscreen} I'm possitive.
DOOMSDAY: I trust you've gotten rid of them?
SHADOW CONTESTRO: Err...no.
DOOMSDAY: WHAT?!?
SHADOW CONTESTRO: Well, we got crushed by a rock, and-
DOOMSDAY: I didn't free you to fail, Shadow. Reverse spell! {Shadow Contestro disappears.} I'm surrounded by fools! {Cut to the Possessed Squid's Lair-Cave}
POSSESSED SQUID: {long pause} What?
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Shadow Contestro is the second boss in The Unguraits' Getaway 2.
- "I'm surrounded by fools!" is a quote from Donkey Kong 64.
- "No relation" refers to Force of Evil, the character. (Who has appeared in 2 emails)
