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Summary

Nebulon Email #2: "time travel"

Nebulon checks out who he is in the future.

Plot: NONE

Date: July 12, 2005

Cast: Nebulon, The Leikand, Charles, Powerstar, Newbulon, Stinkoman

Places: Nebulon's Base, 25X6, Level 1.0

Length: 90 Lines

Previously On Nebulon Emails

  • The Liekand was taken away from Nebulon by Tampo. (style)

Transcript

NEBULON: I guess I'll check my email again...

{The Leikand warps in.}

NEBULON: What are you doing here?

THE LIEKAND: Yeah... Tampo wants me to give you a present. You win a disobedient Chorch.

NEBULON: Why are you giving this to me?

THE LIEKAND: Because I don't hate you like the others. I still don't like you, but I see no need for war when we all serve the same goal of eliminating Stinkoman, 1-Up and... Pan-Pan if we're bored. Tampo wanted me to dump him. Enjoy your free gift.

NEBULON: I'm going to name him Charles.

THE LIEKAND: You do that. I'll see you at The Five o' Clock. {He warps off.}

NEBULON: Charles?

CHARLES: That name gets a "zero" in the rating scale. But if you keep naming, you'll name something worse. This is fine.

NEBULON: Some greatful minion you are. I'm going to check my email now.

NEBULON: I don't think I have an enemy named "Crabjake". I don't think I can remember being defeated while laughing hysterically.

CHARLES: According to these record books, you've lost to a "Mr. Crabgage" before... laughing at his name.

NEBULON: Why would I keep record books on my defeats?

CHARLES: I have no hypothosis, but you have a collection resembling a library here.

NEBULON: Well, I invaded this base. I'm not insane. I remember who I've been defeated by.

CHARLES: It is highly implausible that anyone would want to keep a record of their losses... and... this is quite unusal. There are long rants on how everyone who has wronged the bookwriter's cause will die, long, painful deaths, here you are...

NEBULON: {cutting Charles off} That is weird... anyway, your email. First of all, I have no idea who "NEB-1" is...

CHARLES: It would be interesting if Tampo has not smashed my lie-detecting system.

NEBULON: {snapping} It would, wouldn't it? Anyway, I thought about time traveling once. Okay. Email over.

CHARLES: No. The email is not over. You must time travel first.

NEBULON: Do I have to? I hate time travel. Besides, I don't even know how. The time machine has been ripped from the wall.

CHARLES: There are no worries. I have an installable disk of "timetravel.exe". It is dated, but it might work all the same. {He puts it in the drive.}

NEBULON: Well, I guess I can't time travel. Oh well, what a shame.

CHARLES: You would be surprised... {He smacks the computer, and the message goes away.} Have yo seen any movies recently?

NEBULON: See, see! It doesn't want us to time travel!

CHARLES: Let me handle this. {He types in "Remove Windows 98 Programing". The installation flashes through eight sceens in one second. It then says "Installation Complete!"}

NEBULON: I should have done that years ago.

CHARLES: But you did not because you are not smart enough. What year would you like to visit?

NEBULON: Bwuh - huh - 25X6.

CHARLES: Data entered. Enjoy the ride. {The world swirls. They end up dumped in the middle of a futuristic field.}

NEBULON: I wonder if I'm still alive?

CHARLES: Of course not. He will find out your secret, and you will be killed. Again.

NEBULON: Even if he found out my secret - which he won't, he can't kill me. I'm immortal.

CHARLES: Then why did you ask if you were alive?

NEBULON: That's - I - Never mind! I'm going to find myself.

VOICE: {from behind} STOP!

{Nebulon and Charles turn. Someone who looks like 1-Up, but with blasters for arms, is pointing the blasters at the two of them from a ledge. He jumps down.}

1-UP LOOKALIKE: I'm Powerstar! You'll [sic] will be mush!

NEBULON: Hew, Powerstar, you want pudding?

{Powerstar's eyes grow red, and he begins to spontaneously fire at Nebulon with both blasters.}

NEBULON: Whoa! What are you doing?

CHARLES: He does not seem to resemble 1-Up.

NEBULON: {sarcastically} Really? What clued you in? The blasters? {normal voice} Okay, no more Mr. Nice Alien With Bad Style. It's time to bring out the big attacks. Like the orange ball one. {He uses it, but he completly misses.}

CHARLES: He seems to have a force field.

{Powerstar is charging two shots. He is just about to shoot, when he is grabbed from behind, and hurled into the distance. A much larger version of Nebulon threw him.}

NEBULON: Thanks, uh...

NEWBULON: Newbulon. Stinkostrong's emulation of 1-Up failed again. I am off to crush him myself for once. {He runs off to where he threw Powerstar.}

CHARLES: {chuckles}

NEBULON: What's funny?

CHARLES: You're going to be a newb.

NEBULON: What are you... oh, the name. Well, it doesn't mean he's a newb...

CHARLES: He acted like one.

NEBULON: I'm beginning to think it's useless to even talk to you.

CHARLES: Another step to getting you to shut up. This is good.

NEBULON: ...yeah. Anyway, I'd like to go to right before Stinkoman fought Tampo for the first time.

CHARLES: {surprised look} Why?

NEBULON: You'll see. Where's my computer?

CHARLES: Lying in the middle of the field, right where we had left it. {He enters the time and date.} Here you go.

{Nebulon and Charles appear right in front of Stinkoman.}

STINKOMAN: Is this some kind of a challenge coming from the air?

NEBULON: No. It's a power drink, so you can defeat Tampo, the guy with the HUGE robot body, in three hits.

STINKOMAN: I always try things from stangers! {He guzzles it.} It doesn't taste like a challenge.

CHARLES: {aside to Nebulon} Wait, you are the reason Tampo does not have a body!

NEBULON: I most gladly am.

CHARLES: Bzz...

{Tampo breaks in the background.}

STINKOMAN: Thanks for the challenge!

CHARLES: Let us go back to present day.

NEBULON: Yes, I'm done time traveling.

{They warp again.}

CHARLES: It looks like the program is corrupted. That means it is necessary to delete it. {He does, and he takes the disk out and hits it in half, and throws it out the window.}

NEBULON: What was that for? I have a uncorruptor.

CHARLES: It is too late now.

NEBULON: {typing} I am now the entire reason Tampo does not have a body. Not bad for a day's work. Not at all.

{The Paper falls.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "body" to see Tampo watching the email.

Fun Facts

Real World References

  • "Newb" refers to a new person on the internet.
  • "I hate time travel" is from Bob and George.


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