Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Not Quite Emails/revamped
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{We start at Airstar in the hole he crashed into from email 19.}
AIRSTAR:Hi. I'm still here, and i'm on and off land-phobia symptoms. Anyway, my 20th email will be realeased around the 7th. And then a St.Patrick's day email will be finsihed on the 17th. Until then we show you this 2005 1st email revamped for 2007! Check it out!
{We cut to MikeControl in Airstar's blimp.}
MIKECONTROL:Hello fans. We later found out that due to the wiki not working on my house computers, the 20th email was realeased alot later than March 7th. Because it worked on it everytime I had a chance to work on the computer that was not in my house. So it ended up being realeased on April 1st or March 31st. And there was no St. Patrick's day specials. So, Airstar emails will be less frequent until I get another internet service, or I find out what I did to cause the "404 Forbidden'd" to come up on my computer. So, enjoy this remade email!
{Cut to Airstar at the Skypy.}
AIRSTAR:I'm in my blimp, and i'm checkin' some emails!
{Airstar clicks on "email"}
Dear Airstar,
Why are you all blue?
I think you need to get some
more colors into your outfit.
And also, who is your best
friend?
Technoguy
AIRSTAR:Why am I all blue, eh Tegno? Well, it all started on the Stronbadathlon of 2001. I was in the blue shirt eating contest.
OVERVOICE:The following may or may not be true.
{We cut to Airstar in a white shirt eating blue shirts like crazy, against his opponent, Strong Bad. Who is barely able to eat one.}
STRONG BAD:Ugg..aghl...
{Airstar eats the last one.}
AIRSTAR:Done! I win! And-woah. I like blue shirts now. I'll go to styles upon styles to get some!
{A younger The Chuck comes in with a look of excitement on his face.}
THE CHUCK:YAY! YOU WON!
AIRSTAR:Is this healthy?
THE CHUCK:No. It may shut down your digestive tract.
{Cut back to the Skypy.}
AIRSTAR:And the rest is history. American history. Oh, and The Chuck took me to the hospital afterwards. I was sick like a dog.
THE CHUCK:Meh!
{Airstar turns around in his chair and looks down at The Chuck. Cut to a wide shot.}
THE CHCUK:Didn't you wear blue as a kid?
AIRSTAR:Yeah, but I stopped wearin' it around 1997. And then wore it again in 2001.
THE CHUCK:Meh meh.
AIRSTAR:Oookay!
{The paper comes down.}
