Snowed In/Scene Three
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Summary
Character (In order of appearence): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Sad, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Narrator, The Evil Snowman
Places: Strong Bad's House, Outside
Date: December 23, 2006
Trancript
{the screen becomes a blank blueprint as Strong Bad continues to talk. Spy music plays}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} A small team of us {a poorly drawn house is drawn in followed by a poorly drawn Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, The Cheat, Pom Pom and Homestar standing outside} will exit the house through this window. Then will make our way {an arrow creates an arch moving left from Strong Bad's house} to Homestar's House {a second house is drawn at the end of the arrow} where the power is most likely still on {"majesty" lines are drawn around Homestar's house}, and THERE, we can all watch Kaleb Rentpayer! {a large smiling Strong Bad head is drawn above Homestar's House}
HOMESTAR: {offscreen} That's a great idea! But... {spy music cuts out with a record rip. The scene zooms out to show Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, The Cheat, Pom Pom and Homestar dressed in warm outfits and standing outside the laundry room window. Strong Bad is holding the blueprints in his hands} You told us this plan, like five minutes ago.
STRONG BAD: Oh I did?
BUBS: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: That's weird.
{cut to the grey sillouhettes(sp) of the six venturures cutting across thick snow on the horizon}
NARRATOR: {offscreen, with the same voice as the narrator from Yellow Dello} And they quested, and quested, and quested some more across the vast snowwy wilderness of Free Country, USA. With little food and shelter, our heroes made their way to the dream land that was Kaleb Rentpayer. {the characters have moved offscreen already. Strong Bad moves his head onto screen from the left.}
STRONG BAD: Um, we're over here now.
NARRATOR: {offscreen} Oh sorry. {camera pans to the characters. They are closer and still moving to the left.} As they continued onward- {Strong Bad sticks his head in from the right}
STRONG BAD: No no. Just... just stop.
{cut back to the Basement at Strong Bad's house. Marzipan, Strong Sad and Coach Z are all sitting on the couch. The Poopsmith's feet are sticking out from behind the couch on the right. The King of Town is nowhere to be found.}
MARZIPAN: {sighs} Do you think they've reached Homestar's house yet?
STRONG SAD: I don't know. {sighs} How long've they been gone?
COACH Z: {looks at his wrist, nothing is there. Sighs} I don't have a wortch.
MARZIPAN, STRONG SAD AND COACH Z: {all sigh}
{cut back to the six venturers. The snow is still really thick. They are close up now}
THE CHEAT: {shivers}
BUBS: Oh man. Hey isn't this where the mall with the glass roofs is? {glass shatters and Bubs falls through a hole in the snow}
STRONG BAD: {pause} ...okay moving on. {starts to walk off. The Cheat and Strong Mad follow. Pom Pom and Homestar stay}
HOMESTAR: Wait! Aren't we gonna save him or something?
STRONG BAD: Eh. We'll get him out the day after tommorow.
HOMESTAR: Oh okay. {Homestar and Pom Pom agree and follow off to the left}
{the camera now follows the remaining five characters as they journey across the snow}
POM POM: {Bubbles}
HOMESTAR: I know. Strong Bad, can't we stop?
STRONG BAD: No! We have to catch the new episode on time.
STRONG MAD: BUT IT'S COLD!
THE CHEAT: {agreeing mumbles}
STRONG BAD: Wait! What's that in the distance?
{cut to a view of the horizon. Homestar's House can faintly be seen with it's front window lit up}
HOMESTAR: It's my house!
THE CHEAT: {joyous mumbles}
STRONG MAD: YAY!
STRONG BAD: We're almost there! {runs towards the house}
HOMESTAR: Wait, Strong Bad! There's something you should-
{cut to the snow rumbling beneath Strong Bad's feet. The Evil Snowman comes out of the snow and swings at Strong Bad, who then falls into the snow}
HOMESTAR: -know!
{The Evil Snowman absorbs some of the snow around him and grows to an even larger size. "DUN DUN DUN" plays}
