Other Character Email The Unguraits/Relics
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The Unguraits steal 4 ancient relics. Meanwhile Elly tries to kill them.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Elly, Andrew, Evil, ????? ?? ????
Transcript
UNGURAIT: Presenting the new computer: The Steely 701!
Dear Dung-eraits,
Split up and steal 4 super
valuable relics at one time.
-Josh
UNGURAIT: {typing} That's a great idea! It's supposed to be a special, right?
DUFFERENT UNGURAIT: Isn't that supposed to be on the 25th, 50th, 75th, and 100th?
UNGURAIT: What? Well, we're doing it anyway. Let's go!
{The Unguraits leave. Zoom out to see Elly and Andrew watching them on a screen.}
ELLY: Their doom is near.
ANDREW: You're taking this too seriously.
ELLY: I shall destroy them as {transforms into Evil}
EVIL: Evil! Master of...Evil!
ANDREW: Wasn't that Ometar?
EVIL: No! I shall go to the ancient tomb of Reesespeeses and use the relics to destroy them!
{Cut to the ancient tomb of Reesespeeses. The Ungurait are outside.}
UNGURAIT: Let's go in.
{They begin to go in, but the entrance is blocked by a large shade of black. You know what that means.}
EVIL: I shall get the relics myself and destroy you once and for all! {Goes in}
UNGURAIT: We gotta stop him/her/it before she/he/it gets the relics. {Go in}
{Cut to the inside.}
EVIL: I shall stop them with this fake tunnel.
'{Paints a fake tunnel on a wall. The Unguraits come and go inside. Evil looks suprised.}
EVIL: Huh?
{Attempts to go inside, but crashes into the wall. Fade to black. Fade in to evil with a bomb and gold paint.}
EVIL: Once I paint this bomb gold, they'll grab it, thinking it's real gold! Here they come!
{Sets the gold bomb on the ground. The Unguraits pick it up.}
UNGURAIT: Wow! Gold! Let's give it to Evil!
{They give it to Evil.}
EVIL: No! It's your gold! {Gives it to the Unguraits}
UNGURAIT: It's yours! {Gives it back to Evil}
EVIL: It's yours! {Gives it back.}
UNGURAIT: It's ours!
EVIL: It's mine! {Takes bomb}
UNGURAIT: If you insist. {They walk away.}
EVIL: It's mine! Mine! HAHAHA--uh-oh. {BOMB'D!}
{Fade to black. Fade in to Evil setting a net in front of the relics.}
EVIL: Heh, heh.
{The Unguraits come and get trapped in the net.}
EVIL: HAHAHAHA! The relics of the ancient Pharoah, ReesesPeeses, are mine!
{Takes the relics and eats them. He grows into the giant, evil, demonic monster: Force of Evil}
FORCE OF EVIL: Now I can destroy you!
UNGURAIT: Crap! We gotta get out of here!
{Takes out a pocket knife to cut through the net. They run away. The pyeamid start falling apart.}
UNGURAIT: I should hve known; Traps.
{They leave the pyramid, but Force of Evil is trapped.}
FORCE OF EVIL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
{The pyramid falls to dust. Cut back to the Steely.}
UNGURAIT: {typing} Thanks, Josh. You made Elly/Evil go nuts, and now he's trapped under the pyramid, possibly dead.
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Season 1 finale.
