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1-UP EMAIL 113!

1-Up goes back to 40X6, then fights a villian of unknown powers. After fixing Red Laser's ship, they get a visit from Mark Patrol, telling them about the inspection. After that, he goes to Positive Laser's HQ and finishes them off, with the help of 1-Up. Red Laser then realises he has some unfinished buisness in 20X6.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Red Laser, Crackobang, 40X6 Kyle, Positive Laser Master, Positive Laser Minions, Mark Patrol, Engineer Megaree, Ungurait #1, Ungurait #2, Ungurait #3, Ungurait #4, Kyle, Contestro

Transcript

{Red Laser and 1-Up return to 40X6 on Planet L, through a weird portal}

1-UP: What is this planet?

RED LASER: {guickly} Planet L. It was a copy of Planet K, created in 20X5 to confuse enemies that were going to challenge Planet K's citizens. But, enemies became less and less confused when Planet K and Planet L evolved differently. That was how aliens from different universes and galaxies could come in and start the great war with Master Tampo in 30X2. The enemies confused us instead and so, roots and humans turned against each other. Tampo lead the robots to victory, while Pan Pan lead the humans. It was an awful fight, but only Pan Pan survived, so he ressurrected you to be the new ruler of Planet K and make sure it never happened again. We are now at peace.

1-UP: {short pause} Woah. That's a larger mouth full, then when I chocked on a pretzel.

RED LASER: Let's just attach the full-time gun and use the talismans to upgrade the ship.

1-UP: Okay, let's get started.

{Crackobang (40X6 Crackotage) walks onscreen, while at the same time, Red laser walks offscreen}

CRACKOBANG: Hey, 1-Up. There is an email for you.

1-UP: How do you know me?

CRACKOBANG: Everyone here knows you. You're 1-Up. King 1-Up knows everything you're going to do, cause' he did ut when he was you. So, we all know what you will do.

1-UP: Oh, okay. Well-

CRACKOBANG: JUST GET IN THERE BEFORE YOU CAUSE A PARADOX!

1-UP: Jeez, why'd you do that?

CRACKOBANG: Sorry. I haad to do that, cause' King 1-Up said I would. NOW GO!

1-UP: Okay, okay, okay. No need to get fussy about it.

{1-Up leaves. Fade to black. Cuts to Red Laser standing in front of a working ship. The camera zooms in on 1-Up, checking his emails on Red Laser's Sigma Ban}

1-UP: Is the Sigma Ban similar to the Alpha Stan?

RED LASER: Yes. But, this is a much more advanced prototype.

1-UP: Amazing.

{1-Up starts up the computer. A weird angry devil head with horns appears onscreen, surrounded by flames}

SIGMA BAN: {voice echoes, angrily} Are you ready to check your email?!

1-UP: Yes, yes. Email and all that jazz.

{An email pops up onscreen}

Dear 1-Up, i'm coming over to inspect your house of any marks! cause' i'm Mark Patrol! be ready, -mark patrol

{1-Up reads the email}

SIGMA BAN: Looks like a pretty crappy email! Want me to destroy it?

1-UP: What?! No, no, no!

SIGMA BAN: Affirmative! DESTROYED!

{The computer explodes, and burts into flames. The word "DESTROYED!" can be seen in the smoke above the computer}

RED LASER: {runs onscreen} Oh no! My computer!

1-UP: Umm, whoops.

RED LASER: {sighs} Nevermind. You should go play outside, while I fix my ship.

{Cut to 1-Up playing outside with a mysterious broken Jaro with advanced 40X6 technology}

BROKEN 40x6 JARO: Hello, do you know where I can find Master X?

1-UP: Umm, no.

BROKEN 40X6 JARO: Then, you die.

{The broken 40X6 Jaro grows two weird robotic claws and punches 1-Up repeatingly}

1-UP: {getting hurt} Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Who are you?

{The Jaro stops punching}

BROKEN 40X6 JARO: My name is Kyle, I've been stealing stuff and killing people ever since the Unguraits betrayed me in 2012 and died of unknown reasons.

1-UP: Oh, then you must know the Ungurait Pharoah.

40X6 KYLE: The Ungurait Pharoah?!

{40X6 Kyle jumps over 1-Up and punches him in the back. 1-Up falls to the ground}

1-UP: Ow, why did the Unguraits betray you?

40X6 KYLE: I don't remember too well. But, all I can remember was a large explosion in 2006, then the Unguraits left me behind. I never saw them again.

1-UP: If you never saw them again, then how'd you know they died?

40X6 KYLE: I heard that they were murdered by Techno on the news the next day.

1-UP: Who's that?

40X6 KYLE: I told you that I diddn't remember too-

{Suddenly, a large ship marked "Positive Laser" comes down and crushes 40X6 Kyle. Three weird figures come out of the ship, looking down at 1-Up. Two of them are small robots and one of them is the Positive Laser Master}

POSITIVE LASER MASTER: Units! Get the kid!

{The two Positive Laser Units walk over to 1-Up and grab him. 1-Up looks at one of the robots}

1-UP: Yes, umm, I'd like a hamburger with space fries and a milky way shake.

POSITIVE LASER UNIT #1: Beep, beep, beep?

POSITIVE LASER UNIT #2: Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

{The two Positive Laser Units knock 1-Up out and carry him into the ship. Suddenly, a weird man with a pen and a notepad appears through a portal, appearing in front of the ship}

MARK PATROL: That's one mark. Man, that universe had a lot of marks. Next person? {looks at notepad} 1-Up.

1-UP: {wakes up, excited} That's me!

{1-Up jumps out of the Positive laser Units' grasps and runs towards Mark Patrol. The ship leaves, thinking that they still have 1-Up}

MARK PATROL: First we are going to search the current location that you live, hide or are just hanging out at.

1-UP: That's the place.

{1-Up points to the large building he came out of earlier}

MARK PATROL: Okay. 50 points off.

1-UP: What?! Why?!

MARK PATROL: Because I don't like you. {writes on notepad} Now, let's meet the people you are currently living with in this time period.

{Mark Patrol and 1-Up walk into the building. Cut to 1-Up and Mark Patrol inside the building where Crackobang (40X6 Crackotage), Red Laser (40X6 Gunhaver) and Engineer Megaree (40X6 Reynold) are standing}

MARK PATROL: Now I've been sent up here to take a look at your progress over the past six months.

1-UP: My progress? What do you mean?

MARK PATROL: Yes. I come here every year to check your marks.

1-UP: Uhuh. Well, I never saw you last year.

MARK PATROL: That's because I was disguised as one of the robots in 30X2 when you were stuck there. I was somewhere in the crows when you muttered Tampo's name.

1-UP: Okay, okay. So, how is this place?

MARK PATROL: {laughs} Just pretend I'm not here and continue you're everday life.

1-UP: Okay, sure.

{1-Up turns to Red Laser and the other people of the Negative Commandos}

ENGINEER MEGAREE: {sighs} You might know my creator, 1-Up. He was a chibilichi from 20X6 called "Ree", who sometimes got taken over by a spirit called "Ryue".

1-UP: Oh, yeah. Him.

MARK PATROL: 10 points off. Making a total of negative 60 points.

1-UP: Huh? How come?

MARK PATROL: Because you diddn't ask Red Laser for a drink.

{Short pause}

1-UP: What does that havev to do with my marks?

MARK PATROL: It has nothing to do with your marks. I just think that it would've been nice if you offered everyone a drink.

{1-Up points at Red Laser}

1-UP: B- b- b- but, it's his HQ. He should be the one get us some drinks.

MARK PATROL: Being rude to the Negative Commandos. That takes off another 5 ponts.

1-UP: {sighs} I hope- Uh oh! I left pudding marks on Stinkoman's computer! He's going to kill me!

MARK PATROL: You what?! Well, I'd like to give you 65 points.

1-UP: Huh?

{Short pause}

1-UP: Oh. You're the mark patrol.

MARK PATROL: Yes. If you have any marks, scars or mud, I'll give you points.

1-UP: Okay. So, you want a mark?

MARK PATROL: Err, huh?

1-UP: Well, take this!

{1-Up kicks Mark Patrol out of the HQ, sending him flying through space}

1-UP: That took care of that idiot. The day is saved.

RED LASER: And I've finished my spaceship. I can take you to 20X6 now.

{Red Laser opens a portal. Cut to the 20X6 field. 1-Up and Red Laser walk out of a weird portal appearing}

1-UP: Well, thank you. I really appre- HEY! Since you have a time portal, maybe we can get the Unguraits from 2006 and send them into 20X6 and ask them if they know the Ungurait Pharoah's weakness.

RED LASER: Okay, I'll try. But, it might be hard.

{Red Laser gets out his full-time gun}

RED LASER: Just in case we access the wrong time period, and a dinosaur comes out of that portal, I'll need this full-time gun.

{Four Unguraits, Kyle and Contestro Sevornkey jump out of the portal and on to the grass that lay beneath the portal}

1-UP: {thinks to self} Hmm, four Ungurait Pharoah look-a-likes, a 2006 Kyle and one of Crontes' relatives. {stops thinking and starts talking, pretending to be excited} It worked, Red!

{Red Laser points his full-time gun at 1-Up's neck}

RED LASER: That's Red Laser!

UNGURAIT #1: Where are we?

1-UP: We brought you here to help me. Mainly because one of tthe bad guys is the Ungurait Pharoah.

UNGURAIT #1: The Pharoah, huh? Well, I guess we'll help, but what about our plot? What about Doomsday?

RED LASER: I'm pretty sure your allies can defeat him, right?

UNGURAIT #1: {looking both ways} Yeah. Our allies. Heh.

1-UP: Hey, do you know any "Kyle"?

UNGURAIT #2: Yeah, why?

1-UP: I met him in 40X6, and he says that something will happen, something bad. And that "thing" is going to turn him evil. Can you prevent that from happening in the past when you go back?

UNGURAIT #2: Err, I guess so.

KYLE: Wait! What?!

1-UP: I can't say too much. It might destroy the fabric of the universe. Come on, let's go to Stinkoman HQ. We'll talk more there.

{Fade to black. Cuts to 1-Up, Contestro, the Unguraits and Kyle sitting at a table and eating pudding}

CONTESTRO: Why are we eating pudding?

1-UP: I have to get rid of this pudding somehow. I mean, I have 3 or 4 lifetimes of it and I only have one!

RED LASER: Why not inherit the pudding to Stinkoman?

1-UP: He doesn't want it. So, I just eat 10 puddings a day. Sometimes 11.

KYLE: Isn't that unhealthy?

1-UP: I don't think.

CONTESTRO: Niether do I. My doctor said it's bad for my health. My head imploded when I did.

UNGURAIT #1: It did?

CONTESTRO: I think.

{Contestro's head deflates. He falls to the floor.}

RED LASER: I'll call Dr. NEB-1.

{Red Laser opens a portal and runs in}

RED LASER: Morons.

{Short pause}

UNGURAIT #1: He isn't coming back, is he?

1-UP: No.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Trivia

• This starts the beggining of a new crossover between the Unguraits and 1-Up.
• This also starts the beggining of a new character, "Mark Patrol".
• I hope Kyle in 40X6 being betrayed doesn't offend Mr. Cradgage.
  • And just so Mr. Cradgage knows, he can change the storyline in any way he wants.