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Overview

Poopsmith Email #22

By: Poopsmith Z

Description

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The Kidsmith, Little Strong Bad, Maxy Waxy, Homeschool Winner

Transcript

THE POOPSMITH: (If I had a hammer, I'd hit Maxy and steal his pie.)

Dear PSMITH,
How come people can understand you
and your subtitles? It's
not like they can read them.
And please don't break the
fourth wall.
Froum,
Mourke

THE POOPSMITH: {typing}Well, it's a long story...

{cut to Little Strong Bad and The Kidsmith standing on a very high tree branch. Little Strong Bad is smiling, while the Kidsmith looks nervous}

LITTLE STRONG BAD: Wrong flashback.

THE KIDSMITH: Oh. Sorry.

{Cut back to the Boxor 186}

THE POOPSMITH: {typing}Okay, let's see if I get it right this time. It's a long story...

{Cut to the Poopsmith shoveling crap.}

THE POOPSMITH: {Voiceover} (Ah, that's better. Anyway, it was just like any other day. I was just doin' my job, when I found something.)

{The Poopsmith digs up a box. A closeup of the box shows that it says this:}

Senor Cardgage's Telepathy Kit

Can't talk? Speak a different language to everybody else?
Parents told you to shut up?
No Probalo!
With Senor Cardgage's Telepathy Kit you can transmit your thoughts to other people!

Also Available: Senor Cardgage's Pyrokenesis Kit!

To order, call 111111112333442111-GIMME-MY-PYROKENESIS-KIT-NOW!

THE POOPSMITH: (Hmm, this is just what I need!)

{Cut back to the Boxor 186}

THE POOPSMITH: {typing}And so, I learnt how to use telepathy. Hmm. Come to think of it, that wasn't such a long story after all. Oh well. I also ordered the Pyrokenesis Kit, which has also helped to change my life. Just look at this flashback!

{Cut to The Poopsmith and Maxy Waxy standing in The Field.}

MAXY WAXY: There once was a Poopsmith from Place, Who had a gross white face, He shoveled whatsit, Which made him a bit, of a person that no-one would chase!

{The Poopsmith's face turns red, and Maxy bursts into flames.}

THE POOPSMITH: (I'm from Free Country USA, not Place, you wax-eater!)

{Cut back to the Boxor 186}

THE POOPSMITH: {typing} So, there you have it, Morkus. People can read my mind, I can spontaniously set fire to things, and Maxy is terrible at making limericks. Well, um...bye!

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Easter Eggs

• Click "limericks" to see a CD cover for "Maxy Waxy's Terrible Limericks".
• Click "set fire to things" to see an extra scene.

{The Poopsmith is in Homeschool Winner's room. Everything in it is on fire, including Homeschool Winner himself.}

THE POOPSMITH: (BURN EVERYTHING! THE CURTAINS, THE COMPUTER, THE BED! BURN IT ALL!)

• Click "my mind" to see the wrong flashback from the beginning of the email again.

Fun Facts

• The Poopsmith's email intro is based on a song that Weebl sings at the beginning of a Weebl and Bob episode called "germs".
• The "wrong flashback" is based on a running joke in Series One of Spaced.
• The Poopsmith's pyrokenesis was first seen in hacker.
• This email was released a month after sunburnt.

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