Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/TWO YEARS
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{We cut to Airstar sitting on his stool in the computer room.}
SCHOOLSTAR:{Offscreen} C'mon Airstar!! We need to go to the movies!!
AIRSTAR:Hang on! Y'know, today, July 21st 2007, is the day that two years ago, 1-Up Cheatachu made the Airstar email page. He made 7 emails, and abandoned it. Then, 6 months later, on March 25th, 2006, MikeControl claimed it. He wrote season two and part of season 3 before he went on to Stinkoman emails. Then in early January 2007, he reclaimed it, and made the rest of season 3, and is almost finished with season 4 today. That's the history of Airstar emails, so, in honor of our 2nd anniversary, we will go behind the scenes of Airstar emails. In a segment we like to call, "Airstar Emails:Behind the 6 month Hiatuses"
{A graphic comes up for "Airstar Emails:Behind the 6 month hiatuses". Cut to Airstar in a directors chair being interveiwed by some guy.}
REPORTER:Hello, Airstar. So, what do you think of email one?
AIRSTAR:It was outfit and I was trying on some outfits, so, it was great.
REPORTER:O RLY?
AIRSTAR:YA RLY!
REPORTER:NO WAY!
AIRSTAR:YA WAY!
REPORTER:R U SURE?
AIRSTAR:YA IM SURE!
REPORTER:Surely you can't be serious.
AIRSTAR:I am, and don't call me Shirley.
{Schoolstar is being interveiwed}
REPORTER:What did you think of email 7?
SCHOOLSTAR:Well, Trogdor burninating a stupid kid's show is cruel. So, it was my least favorite.
REPORTER:O RLY?
SCHOOLSTAR:We're not doin' that again!
{The Chuck is being interveiwed.}
REPORTER:What do you think or email 8?
THE CHUCK:Well, it's about slapping Strong Bad with salami! What could be better? Besides lolipops.
{He takes a lick. We cut to Airstar being interveiwed.}
REPORTER:How does MikeControl make emails?
AIRSTAR:Well, he makes as much as he can, thinking about what people are gonna say, he hates redundancy. And, since has ADD, he takes breaks every, like ten lines. He'll add "More later" when he's takin' a break. And after his break, he types more stuff, and he adds cultural jokes, and since he's a diehard Democrat, the occasional politcal joke. Then once he's done, he...is done. Yeah.
REPORTER:What are you're ten most favorite emails?
AIRSTAR:Hmm, in order of least to greatest, Blimp speed,Daily,Song,Red coin,30,Stuck in a hole,Blood,His place,Dream Job(s) and my favorite email is...300 years old!
REPORTER:Really? Wow. That was the 20th email right?
AIRSTAR:Yes.
REPORTER:Sweetsome. Now, besides yourself, whose you're favorite character?
AIRSTAR:Dr.T-doggin. Yeah he's cool.
REPORTER:Not The Chuck?
AIRSTAR:No, he's in third.
REPORTER:Oh really? Cause here he is right now, THE CHUCK!
{The Chuck comes from underneath a curtain, he's mad.}
AUDIENCE:Ooooh!
AIRSTAR:What? What is this, Jerry Springer?
THE CHUCK:Why aren't I you're second favorite?!
AIRSTAR:Maybe because you bit me last Tuesday!!
AUDIENCE:Ooooh!
AIRSTAR:Where the heck did this audience come from?
THE CHUCK:At least I don't stare at pictures of Marzipan for hours and hours!
AUDIENCE:Ooooh!
STUPIDSTAR:Well, HEY! Now the transcript writer is mad at me! THANKS ALOT!!
THE CHUCK:Maybe it's because the transcript writer happens to be MARZIPAN!!
AUDIENCE:Oooooh!
STUPIDSTAR:Well YOU'RE not gonna appear in the next email at all!
AUDIENCE:Oooooh!
THE CHUCK:I won't anyway, BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY!!
STUPIDSTAR:Well,
AUDIENCE:Ooooh!
STUPIDSTAR:Little late. Anyway, FINE!
THE CHUCK:FINE!
{They both leave. Cut to Schoolstar being interveiwed.}
REPORTER:What do you think about email 14?
SCHOOLSTAR:Well, it was called war, and i'm against war, so...I hated it.
REPORTER:Dude, you suck.
SCHOOLSTAR:...I know.
{Cut to Airstar being interveiwed.}
REPORTER:What do you think about email 15?
AIRSTAR:Unanswerable question? Um, no question about it, it was not that good. It was the last email before the second 6 month hiatus. I'm not that proud of it. It really packed a punch. At the funny bone! Ha ha heh.
{The reporter stares at him blankly for a few seconds.}
REPORTER:Cool.
{Cut to The Chuck being interveiwed.}
REPORTER:Whatcha you think about email 21?
THE CHUCK:It was pretty good. I like Dr.C-Doggin alot. He's cool. And i'm glad Airstar had to pay a hospital bill. Serves him right.
REPORTER:Now, you're next email is the season finale for season 4. And Airstar says you're nor gonna be in that email. Is this true?
THE CHUCK:I dunno. If he does let me i'm runnin' away afterwards.
{Cut to Airstar being interveiwed.}
REPORTER:What do you think about email 22?
AIRSTAR:Dream Job(s)? It was great. I finally got to share my dreams with the world. It's awesome.
REPORTER:Well, that's the inside scoop, everybody. And,
{We zoom out to see Airstar,The Chuck,Schoolstar,Homestar,Bubs,Darknight Creeper,Airbird Inventor,Airjet Booster,Superstar Hoopster,Airstar's version of Trogdor,puppets,Kids,Strong Bad,little Airstar,little The Chuck,Oxygenstar,Breathstar,ninjas,1-Up's evil version,Homestar evil version,The Goat Rambler,Clone-up,107-Up,two white and red astromunds,Homsar evil version,The Homestar Runner evil version,Anderson Cooper,some guy,a cow,Waldo,A cashier,The Chav, Shortstar Runner,Darktower,The Cheat,The Chav,MikeControl,Homsar,Trevor,Stinkoman,1-Up,Agent,Super Sam,The Announcer,Mustachio Homestar,Dick Cheney,Coach Z,Dr.T-doggin,Atari Homestar,Cheerleader,assorted time period Airstars,Homsar44withpie,Taks test,Water Bad,Bill,Japanese guy,Joel,Birds,Conway Twitty, Dr.C-doggin,Dr.House,Dr.Demento,Dr.Hibbert,Dr.Hartfeild,Birdman,guy on walkie talkie,grampa Flyer,Jon Stewart,narrarator,Monk 1,Monk 2,Monk 3,Monk 4,FCUSA army,Toad,Goombas,Korean gangster,Luigi,Yoshi,Watteson Kurinashu Todayton Zubamabe Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th,Mr.Gumballdassu,Edgar's sister,Chuckball,Trainstar Squigblast,Stinkoman,ET,buncha aliens,and Mexistar.}
ALL:HAPPY DAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY AIRSTAR EMAILS!! YAY!
