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==Summary==
Daisy visits the House of the Brothers Strong with interesting results.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[HRWiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], [[HRWiki:Coach Z|Coach Z]], [[HRWiki:Homsar|Homsar]], Daisy, [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]], [[HRWiki:Strong Mad|Strong Mad]], [[HRWiki:The Cheat|The Cheat]], [[HRWiki:Strong Sad|Strong Sad]]

==Transcript==
''{Cut to Coach Z's locker room. Bubs and Strong Bad are standing over Coach Z sleeping on the bench.}''

'''BUBS:''' So, just so we're clear with each other, all monetary ramifications are ''your'' responsibility.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not sure I agreed on anything, or why the crap I'm here.

'''BUBS:''' You're here to take responsibility of all of the monetary ramificati-

'''STRONG BAD:''' Like I care about that!

'''BUBS:''' Ah well. I guess we can always shoot the lawyer right after we shoo- I mean, meet the doctor. ''{looks to the left}'' Ah! Here he comes now!

''{Homsar, wearing doctors clothes and accesories over his normal clothing, wobbles onscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... by doctor... you're sure you don't mean "patient"...

'''BUBS:''' Is he going to die, doctor? Cause I have to make sure all of his worthy crap goes to me in his will, just in case.

'''HOMSAR:''' I've got the socks in the laundry basket for the stethoscope!

'''BUBS:''' Interesting. Does that mean we can burn his body for his funeral?

''{Coach Z stirs to show that he's still alive. Bubs doesn't pay attention to this.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaA! I'd say the howdy nightline to say the traitors, blueberry ice cream!

'''BUBS:''' Oh, come on!

'''HOMSAR:''' I'd say no casseroles to your petunias, ma'am! I'm going to eat a highball raccoon!

''{Strong Bad lowers his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... I believe that I shouldn't partake in this highly interesting seminar with ''Dr. Homsar'', right?

'''BUBS:''' ''{to Homsar}'' Oh, so does that mean I get to burn his hat? Or at least, color it orange?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Highly interesting. I'm going home now, now that there's no more stand to raid.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, which has upturned empty boxes everywhere. There is also a large pile of discarded merchandise in an adjacent trash can. Cut to Strong Bad leaving Bubs and Homsar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I wonder what will happen when that Daisy meets Homsar...

''{Cut to the Field with darkened hills. A silhouette of Daisy is running over the darkened hills. Cue music beat. Cut to Daisy running down the Field, with the background blurred. She runs past Homestar, who is still dressed up in a dress. Daisy's speed causes Homestar's skirt to slightly go flying in the direction of Daisy.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{angrily; at Daisy}'' Hey! Watch where you're running past pretty people, you disrespectful runner! ''{to self}'' Oh... I feel so violated ''{pronounced as "vee-olated"}''... I need my perfume!

''{Homestar gets out a can of pepper spray and sprays it all over himself. When he sprays himself in the eyes, he drops the can and screams in pain.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{in pain}'' AAAH!!! My eyes! My eyes!!! They'll be more beautiful now! ''{casually}'' That, or I'm blind.

''{Cut to Daisy running past a blurred background. Suddenly, Daisy runs through a wall.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting on the couch in Strong Bad's Basement, watching TV.}''

'''KID:''' ''{on TV}'' ...the father of the truck that tried to kill my dad!

''{The Cheat walks onscreen, chuckling to himself.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT IS BACK! THE CHEAT IS BACK!

''{The Cheat jumps onto the couch.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pleased Cheatese}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT IS SMART! ''{pauses}'' I LIKE!

''{Suddenly, a crash is heard as the entire room shakes. The Cheat's head explodes from the impact. Daisy runs onscreen from the right and stops in front of Strong Mad and The Cheat. Debris of the wall she crashed through as seen behind her. The Cheat recognizes Daisy from before and screams as the rest of his body explodes. Strong Mad acts angrily to this.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{to Daisy}'' HOW BAD O-

'''DAISY:''' Why, how did you just say?

''{Cut to Daisy from Strong Mad's point of view. Cut to Strong Mad's face, which shows that he is stunned. Then, Strong Mad's face lightens up as he smiles. A harp is heard in the background.}''

''{Cut to the previous view. Strong Mad stands up.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU ARE PINK! THIS IS SWEET!

'''DAISY:''' Oh, really, Strong Bad?

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! YOU'RE STRONG MAD'S!

'''DAISY:''' I'm sure Strong Mad punching my sweet veggies are... not... real?!?

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU SMART! YOU ARE COOL!

''{Strong Mad motions to Daisy to sit down on the couch.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET SIT!

''{Daisy motions Strong Mad away.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU ARE SHY! GET SIT!

'''DAISY:''' My, you speak in an interesting way. Sit down here.

'''STRONG MAD:''' BE MY GUEST! YOU MY GUEST!

'''DAISY:''' BE MY GUEST! YOU MY GUEST!

'''STRONG MAD:''' WE ARE IN AGREE!

'''DAISY:''' Locker room, sharll we?

''{Strong Mad looks at the couch and sees a burnt The Cheat on the couch. Raising his eyebrows in understanding, Strong Mad grabs the shocked The Cheat and throws the screaming The Cheat off-screen.}''

'''DAISY:''' Uh... not bad. You're Strong Mad.

''{Daisy grabs Strong Mad and tries to throw him.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BE COMFY! ''{shouting at couch}'' NANNY!

''{Strong Sad, wearing maid's clothes, pops up from under the couch.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Is it safe for me to breathe air again?

'''DAISY:''' Is it safe for me to introduce her to ye!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Excuse me?

'''DAISY:''' Is it safe for me to each other yet. We're strangers. Ready? Go!

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{to Strong Sad and Daisy}'' BE QUIET! ''{to Strong Sad}'' GET SWEETS!

'''DAISY:''' ''{to Strong Sad}'' BE QUIET! FOOL! GET SWEETS! 

''{Strong Sad squeezes himself out from under the couch and does a curtsy.}''

'''DAISY:''' BE QUIET! FOOL! GET SWEETS!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, monsieur and mademoiselle.

''{Strong Sad scuttles off-screen.}''

'''DAISY:''' YES! YES, YES!!! FREEDOM!!! SO LONG SUCKERS!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!

'''STRONG MAD:''' SHE'S HAPPY! I'M HAPPY! WE'RE BOTH HAPPY!

''{Strong Mad grabs Daisy, lifts her up, and jumps onto the couch, nearly collapsing it.}''

'''DAISY:''' Hey! If you're at it, get to know each other yet. WE'RE BOTH HAPPY!

''{Strong Mad grins as he looks at Daisy.}''

'''DAISY:''' Why, hello Strong Mad. How's life?

'''STRONG MAD:''' LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOD!

'''DAISY:''' So, hey Strong Mad. How's life?

'''STRONG MAD:''' LIFE IS STILL GOOOOOOOOD!

'''DAISY:''' So what if you're abandoning your family life like?

''{Strong Sad walks onscreen, carrying a tray with glasses of tapioca. Strong Mad whacks the tray away.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHO NEEDS TRASH? WHO NEEDS TRASH?!?

'''DAISY:''' LIFE IS STILL GOOOOOOOOOD!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{muttering}'' You may not think so. ''{normally}'' Do you want my old records?

'''DAISY:''' What? What, do anything I want to do freely!

'''STRONG MAD:''' UH... WHAT SHE SAYS!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, but I should warn you, your tee-

'''DAISY:''' But the food is in the king! You should warn you, your grave too?

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHAT SHE SAYS!

'''DAISY:''' Ser- okay, what's with this imitation crap again?

''{Strong Sad looks a little startled. Meanwhile, Strong Mad makes a bowing motion.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' PARDON BEGGING, SWEET!

'''DAISY:''' Uh... what she says!

''{Strong Sad walks off-screen. Cut to Strong Sad, slightly shaking his head.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Through all of that jargon, I could swear I heard Strong Bad's essence...

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' CHOPPITY-CHOP!

'''DAISY:''' ''{off-scren}'' Are you implying that my sweet veggies are... not... real?!?

'''STRONG SAD:''' On the other hand, I think that's Marzipan's essence... curious... ''{nods head}'' Curious...

''{Cut to Strong Sad bringing old disc records to Strong Mad and Daisy, who are watching TV.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have brought you your food, monsieur and mademoiselle.

'''DAISY:''' Uh... good? But the food is ''such'' a lovely as you'd think...

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... yes... thank you?

'''DAISY:''' Barbaric language? Uh... I didn't. Yes, inside!

'''STRONG MAD:''' YES! YES FOR PRIVACY!

'''DAISY:''' YES! YES, YES!!! FREEDOM!!! SO LONG SUCKERS!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!

'''STRONG SAD:''' As you wish...

'''DAISY:''' Of course I'm Strong Bad. You wish...

''{Cut to Strong Sad scuttling away from the couch.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{muttering}'' And then, I could've sworn I recognized the essence of someone I ''knew''...

''{Cut to Strong Mad and Daisy on the couch. They're both holding disc records given to them by Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' HERE'S TO US!

'''DAISY:''' Us rejects, people spam mails?

''{Strong Mad strikes Daisy's disc record with his record. Daisy's disk record slightly cracks.}''

'''DAISY:''' So, here's all over again!

''{Strong Mad eats his disc record. Daisy follows suit by eating her disc record.}''

''{Cut to a blue walled room on the first floor of the house. Strong Bad walks onscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wel, I'm back home, which means I can do whatever I want, whatever it is I w-

''{Strong Bad stops in front of a hole made in the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. What's with this hole? It looks like someone was too lazy to take the stairs to the basement... Come to think of it, does this house even ''have'' stairs?

''{Strong Bad kneels down and looks down the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... looks like a room I've never seen before in this house... Haliba-oof!

''{Strong Bad falls down the hole. A crash is heard from the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from hole}'' Whoa! So ''this'' is the house's broom closet! I thought it was just a myth! ''{pause}'' Maybe the broom closet's ''door'' is a myth... Uh-oh...

''{Quickly pan to the left to show Strong Mad, carrying Daisy in his arms, walking to Strong Bad's computer desk, which has the Lappy 486 on top.}''

'''DAISY:''' Oh, her? Well... Cornbread's shoes! He's finaly here!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THIS THING IS COOL LIKE YOU!!! WANNA PLAY?

'''DAISY:''' YOU SMART! YOU ARE PINK! THIS THING IS COOL LIKE YOU!!! WANNA PLAY?

''{Strong Mad lightly throws Daisy onto the ground. Strong Mad gently lifts Daisy from the floor and gently places her on the stool.}''

'''DAISY:''' So you're saying you're a "cool" (not) guy named Strong Mad?

'''STRONG MAD:''' PLAY THE MAGIC TOOL!

'''DAISY:''' So you're saying you're a "cool" (not) guy named Strong Mad?

'''STRONG MAD:''' WE'RE COOL! PLAY THE MAGIC!

'''DAISY:''' What? You're just a cool guy.

''{Strong Mad whacks the keyboard of the Lappy, causing an email to appear on the screen.}''

'''DAISY:''' So you're saying you're a "cool" (not) guy named Strong Mad?

'''STRONG MAD:''' CHECK THE E-COMMERCE!

'''DAISY:''' Oh come on! Just this once! I just want to do freely!

''{Daisy faces the Lappy screen. Fade to black.}''

<blockquote class="email"><font size="4">'''To be continued...'''</font></blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
*The reason for Coach Z's hospitalization is seen in [[Resident Daisy/5|Crappy Chaos]].
*The scene with Daisy running over the hills is a reference to [[HRWiki:Old Intro 2|Old Intro 2]].
*The reason for Homestar's wearing a dress is seen in [[Resident Daisy/3|Reactions]].
*Strong Mad was watching [[HRWiki:TV Shows#Mentioned Shows|Murder Truck]], which first appeared in [[HRWiki:privileges|privileges]].
*This is another instance of [[HRWiki:The Cheat's Head Exploding|The Cheat's Head Exploding]].
*Strong Mad says "E-COMMERCE" when using his "computer" in [[HRWiki:the facts|the facts]].