Other Character Email The Unguraits/Parental Apocalypse

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The Unguraits get an email about their parents. Contestro sees the email and becomes paranoid of the Apocalypse. Unfortunately, because of Death Seed Virus's ignorance, he causes a massive plot hole.

Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Contestro Sevornkey, 1-Up, Kyle, Marzichan, Stinkoman, Ben, Nicolai Technus, Master X, Possessed Squid, ApocalypX, Death Seed Virus

Transcript

UNGURAIT #1: Time for the final email of the show... Okay, not really.

Unguraits,
Who were your parents?
ApocalypX

UNGURAIT #1: {typing} We don't have parents. We were born from eggs. {they leave. Contestro comes in}

CONTESTRO: What's that say? {silently reads email} AHH! The apocalypse is coming! {runs away}

{Cut to the planning room with The Unguraits, Kyle, Marzichan, Stinkoman, Ben, and 1-Up.}

UNGURAIT #1: So while you guys go kill Possessed Squid, 1-Up and us will take care of Master X. Wait, where's Contestro? {Contestro comes in wearing a biochemical suit}

CONTESTRO: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!

UNGURAIT #1: Oh crap, he's going Jessica Argus on us!

CONTESTRO: No! I saw your computer box ad the apocalypse is coming!

UNGURAIT #1: Contestro, it was just an email. It's not threatening. We got the Mrs. Edgar Threat-Mail Filta, so unless they're using reverse psychology, there's no way it's a threat.

CONTESTRO: I'll have to save you the hard way, then. {shocks them with an elctro-staff}

MARZICHAN: Where'd you get that? {Cut to Technus's lair}

TECHNUS: Who keeps stealing my electro-staff?? {Cut back to the ship's planning room. Pan out to see Master X and Possessed Squid watching while eating popcorn.}

POSSESSED SQUID: Shouldn't we be planning to kill them?

MASTER X: Yeah, but this is priceless! {Zoom back in. The room is empty.} Hey, where'd they go?

POSSESSED SQUID: They're probably in the basement. {presses a button and the camera in the basement activates. Contestro along with the others are there. The others are unconcious.}

MASTER X: Oh man! They're knocked out! I can't wait to see what happens next! {Zoom back in}

CONTESTRO: Now you're all safe. {The Unguraits begin to regain conciousness.} Ah, you're awake. No need to thank me, I just-- {The Unguraits punch him.}

UNGURAIT #1: Contestro, you idiot! It was just a freaking email! {a loud crash is heard outside}

APOCALYPX: Hmm... where are they? They couldn't have known I was coming. {footsteps can be heard coming closer to the basement door. They stop.} Nothing here. {The others regain conciousness.}

STINKOMAN: {yelling} WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE???

APOCALYPX: What was that? {Breaks door open} Aha! There you are!

CONTESTRO: THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! {jumps behind a chair.}

UNGURAIT #1: No it's not.

APOCALYPX: I am ApocalypX, a bounty hunter sent to destroy you all.

CONTESTRO: {offscreen} You were saying? {Cut to a black screen with the words "PLOT HOLE" Then cut to the Main lobby of the ship. Everyone but ApocalypX is there.}

1-UP: Wait, what just happened?

MARZICHAN: I think we just had a massive plot hole.

1-UP: We'll get emails for this one. But wait, I thought only Plot Hole Buttons could make plot holes. {Cut to Death Seed Virus's Lair. He is holding a red button labeled "PLOT HOLE".}

DEATH SEED VIRUS: What? {hides button behind him}

{The Paper}

DEATH SEED VIRUS: {after 12 seconds} Why are you looking at me like that? {after 6 more seconds} Stop it, you're creeping me out. {after 3 more} AHH! Stop! {runs away, leaving the button behind}

Easter Eggs

• Click the button to see:

{Cut to a Graveyard. Several characters are at a grave labeled "Ben", weeping. Contestro quickly comes in, blocking the screen.}

CONTESTRO: AHH! No! You're not authorized to see this! Wait 'till the 75th! {Cut back to the button}