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<center><big><big><big><big>'''''ZAREL E-MAILS'''''</big></big></big></big><br>
<big>Yellow dragon action</big></center>

On the return to Free Country, USA (or rather Zarel's arrival), Zarel Lewis, 17 and a half, decided to open up his own E-Mail checking show to please the fans and answer their questions.

==E-Mail List==

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>ZarelMails: Email List</div>
'''Scroll Theme of the Time:''' <br>
''{Cut to the Office, there is a note on a corkboard with the email titles. Zarel is in the background typing on his work computer.}''<br>
'''Current Computer:''' ---<br>

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25. [[/25|warranty]]<br>
24. <br>
23. [[/23|superhero]]<br>
22. [[/22|movie]]<br>
21. [[/21|monster man]]<br>
20. [[/20|chemistry]]<br>
19. [[/19|spring cleaning]]<br>
18. [[/18|dragon rally]]<br>
17. [[/17|foxx]]<br>
16. [[/16|zarel of town]]<br>
15. [[/15|travel]]<br>
14. [[/14|jorbs]]<br>
13. [[/13|anime]]<br>
12. [[/12|stealing]]<br>
11. [[/11|music]]<br>
10. [[/10|dream house]]<br>
9. [[/9|art]]<br>
8. [[/8|der cheat]]<br>
7. [[/7|dragon questiones]]<br>
6. [[/6|robot]]<br>
5. [[/5|games]]<br>
4. [[/4|spelunking]]<br>
3. [[/3|billion dollars]]<br>
2. [[/2|style]]<br>
1. [[/1|love limerick]]<br>
</blockquote>

==Computer Archive==
===Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-20)===

''"The Cappy DT8. Get ahead in life with the Cappy."''

Zarel's first computer. The Cappy is a relatively old computer from the early 2000s, but still works efficiently. It can play games, surf the web, and most importantly, check email.

The Cappy was blown up in [[/20|chemistry]], along with Zarel's house. Oddly enough, the printer that prints The Paper survived.

==Scroll Theme Archive==
*''{Cut to the Office, there is a note on a corkboard with the email titles. Zarel is in the background typing on his work computer.}'' (Emails 20-?)
*'''ZAREL:''' Hoo! Yeah! Can't scroll far! Hoo! Yeah! It's wunderbar! (Emails 14-19)
*'''ZAREL:''' Hello? ''{knocks on screen a bit}'' Scroll Buttons? (Emails 1-13)

==Inbox==

Drop an email for Zarel [[/Inbox|here.]]

==Randomize==

''{Upon clicking the option, Zarel clicks a key that makes his computer roulette through the available emails. To stop, he raises a fist and slams the keyboard to make it stop.}''

==Represent. \m/(-_-)\m/==

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