Other Character Email The Unguraits/Death Seed Plague
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The Unguraits die...
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Kyle, Satan, The Trickster, Ungurait Pharoah, Funeral Attenders
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Time for email! Some you-and-memail!
Dear the Dead Jawas, I am very proud to say that I purposely made typos in my last e-mail. I really should have said that you were infected with the Death Seed PLAGUE and it originated on the planet of Nam Chorios. You have 5 seconds to live. -Say good bye to your lives, Rya
UNGURAIT #1: {not typing} Oh crap! KYLE!!! Get the antidote!
KYLE: For what?
UNGURAIT #1: The Death..Seed...{dies with the other 3}
KYLE: NOOO! They're dead! {starts crying}
{Cut to Hell}
UNGURAIT #1: What the...Why are we here? We didn't do anything bad.
SATAN: Maybe you should read a book. It's called "The Ten Commandments" by God. It clearly says, and I quote, "Thou shalt not steal." It sucks to be you.
UNGURAIT #1: But we have to save the universe!
SATAN: Come on, guys. I've heard that one before. You're dead. Deal with it.
UNGURAIT #1: But we're the Unguraits.
SATAN: {gasps} The Unguraits? So the prophecy is true.
UNGURAIT #1: "Prophecy?" Is our email show one, big Yu-Gi-Oh reference?
SATAN: ...no. Anyway, you are supposed to save the world from a terrible evil known as the Ungurait Pharoah.
UNGURAIT #1: Gost told us that.
SATAN: Gost? That slacker? He always stops in the middle of the story. I bet he only got to when the Trickster gets destroyed by a meteor.
UNGURAIT #1: Yes. What happened next?
SATAN: Well... {Flashback effect. Everything Satan says happens.} After the Trickster gets crushed by a meteor, the Ungurait Pharoah will be done with his robotic weapon, the "Ungusphinx". This weapon will destroy the universe so he can be the one in charge, but with you guys dead, he will succeed. {Cut back to Hell} I will send you back, but you have to do something first.
UNGURAIT #1: Then we shall duel in the battlefields of--
SATAN: No no no no no no no. You can go. Just go. Go.
UNGURAIT #1: {while leaving} Gets him every time.
{Cut to the graveyard}
KYLE: {on microphone} The Unguraits were my best friends. I just wish they could come back to life. {starts crying}
UNGURAIT #1: {as they come out of the coffin} Hey guys!
KYLE: AHH! How'd you come back to life? Was it my tears of sorrow combined with my wish?
UNGURAIT #1: No. Satan let us go. Remember: Mr. Cradgage is directing this. No sappy stuff.
KYLE: Oh. Let's go home. {They leave}
{The Paper}
{All the Funeral Attenders leave}
Fun Facts
- The Unguraits mentioning Yu-Gi-Oh after hearing of a prophecy is refering to the main character being a pharoah that has to fulfill his destiny to save the world.
- The story is continued from where Gost left off.
