Other Character Email Gunhaver/Anything
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GUNHAVER EMAIL 38!
Gunhaver answers an email. But, Little does he know, Blue Laser is going to launch an attack. Made by mitchell00.
Cast (in appereance of order): Gunhaver, Reynold, Blue Laser, Steve
Lines: 89
Transcript
GUNHAVER: Those emails are gonna blow up the ocean! {Immatates Blue Laser} WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Dear Gunhaver,
I've heard that you've been very busy these days for some reason. Why not answer this email in any way you want and do anything you want to do after answering the email? That's right. You can do anything you want after answering the email anyway you want.
Your friend,
Shim-Sham-Sam
GUNHAVER: {typing} Hmm... Well, This is one of the coolest emails ever. Reynold!
REYNOLD: {walks onscreen} Yes, sir?
GUNHAVER: {kicks Reynold and then continues typing} There. I answered the email. Now, I'm going to sit on the couch and drink a cold one. {leaves}
{Cuts to Blue Laser watching Gunhaver watching TV on the "Blue Laser Supercomputer"}
BLUE LASER: DARN THOSE CHEAT COMMANOS! THIS GUNHAVER EMAIL IS DUMB!
BLUE LASER MINION: {walks onscreen with a plate of burgers} The burgers are done, sir.
BLUE LASER: FAN FREAKIN' TASTIC!
{Cuts back to Gunhaver, Reynold and Steve watching TV. It zooms in on the TV}
TV ANNOUNCER: Last time on Pokemon...
GUNHAVER: {offscreen} This show sucks.
STEVE: {offscreen} No, it doesn't.
ASH: {on TV and in Blue Laser's Voice} YOUR GOING TO DIE, GUNHAVER!
{Zooms out to see the Cheat Commandos on the Couch with cold ones}
GUNHAVER What?! How does the TV know my name?
REYNOLD: I think that somebody hacked into-
STEVE: Shut up, Reynold! I think that somebody hacked into the TV Mainframe.
GUNHAVER: Good thinking, Steve! Nobody like Me or Reynold could of thought of that... Okay. Maybe, Me. But, Not Reynold!
REYNOLD: But, I just-
GUNHAVER: To the Burger Store!
{Cuts to the Cheat Commandos logo}
ANNOUNCER: Cheat Commandos will be right back... {short pause] ...right now!
{Cuts to Gunhaver, Reynold and Steve walking into the DVD Store}
STEVE: But, I thought you said that we'd go to the burger store...
GUNHAVER: First, We'll buy some DVDs and then we'll get some burgers. Then, It's go time!
{Cuts to Steve and Gunhaver finishing off there Burgers while they are hiding behind some bushes near Blue Laser's Nana's House}
STEVE: It seems to be only us three for this mission. Will we make it?
GUNHAVER: I have an idea!
{Short pause}
STEVE: Well?
GUNHAVER: I lost it.
STEVE: Oh. I have an idea, though. How about we Time Travel?
GUNHAVER: What time?
STEVE: The exact time that Blue Laser hacked into the Tv.
GUNHAVER: What? We're on a mission? I was just going to give Blue Laser this Bag that was put on fire. {Holds up a bag that is on fire}
STEVE: Just give them the bag and meet me back at the playset with Reynold in 1 hour.
GUNHAVER: Okay.
{Cuts to the Playset. Gunhaver walks in}
REYNOLD: Your 2 seconds late, Gunhaver.
GUNHAVER: Does it matter?
REYNOLD: I guess not.
STEVE: Are we ready?
GUNHAVER: Yes.
STEVE: Perfect. {Gets out a controller and presses one of the two buttons}
{They all dissapear and then they appear in the same room except they're past selves are on the couch}
PAST GUNHAVER: Aaaaaahh! Swedish Fish!
GUNHAVER: What? There's no hacker here. This time travel crap was just a diversion!
STEVE: Time Travel Crap? That is mean.
PAST STEVE: I think that you guys should go back to your time.
GUNHAVER: But, Why? I like watching myself watch TV.
{Another Reynold, Gunhaver and Mitchell appear}
FUTURE GUNHAVER: What's better then watching myself watch TV? I'll tell you what. Watching myself watch myself watch TV.
GUNHAVER: Excellent idea!
STEVE: What'd that burger do to Gunhaver? Gunhaver seems to be acting strange.
{Gunhaver, Reynold and Steve dissapears in a flash. Cuts to Blue Laser's Base in the present. Gunhaver, Reynold and Steve appear}
GUNHAVER: We're finnaly here.
STEVE: Let's get this thiong over and done with. Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket fire!
{Steve presses a button on the back of he's JRBRR and a rocket flies up and makes a hole in the wall}
GUNHAVER: That was a good job. But, We could've just used the Front Door.
REYNOLD: It's not like they'd leave the front door open. Not any bad guy would-
GUNHAVER: {Opens a door and smiles}
STEVE: One point to Gunhaver.
GUNHAVER: Thanks, Steve. Now, Let's get into their base. Cheat Commandos! Rock, Rock On!
{They all run into the base}
GUNHAVER: What is this place? Blue Laser isn't here.
STEVE: Weren't we just at the base. This is the old Base.
GUNHAVER: Whoops!
REYNOLD: It's past midnight. I don't want to do a mission at my sleeping time.
GUNHAVER: Fine. You go back, Reynold. Me and Steve will handle this.
REYNOLD: Umm... Okay... {leaves}
STEVE: I better go to bed too. {yawns and leaves}
GUNHAVER: {Yawns} I need no... {Yawns again} sleep... {lays on ground and snores in the base}
ANNOUNCER: Will Gunhaver get out of the Old base of Blue Laser's or will Blue Laser catch him. Find out on... Umm... This actually has no plot...
{The Paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- This is continued in Awesome.
