Other Character Email Homestar/witches' brew
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Homestar Email #13: "witches' brew"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, The King of Town
Homestar reveals the secrets of witches' brew.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Checkin' email, and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna ,liame 'nikcehC Buy Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! !swollamhsraM ffuP yffulF yuB
Hey Ducky Shirt!
What is this "witches brew" you're always talking about?
-thatkidsam
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Witches' brew, eh? Well, witches' brew is, in fact, the secret to my success! It brings me cash prizes, special effects, and more!
{A doorbell rings. Cut to the front door, interior.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Who is it?
MAILMAN: {obviously Strong Bad, in a disguised voice} {offscreen} Cash prizes for a Mr. Runner!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: For me?
{A package comes through the mail slot. Cut to a closeup of the package. The package is ripped apart, to reveal a time bomb.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! This isn't ca-
{The time bomb makes a tiny explosion in Homestar's face. Cut back to a shot of the room, with Strong Bad peeking through the mail slot.}
STRONG BAD: {laughing} Oh man! That was great! Oh man! I gotta tell The Cheat about this one!
{Cut to Homestar's basement. Homestar is mixing up witches' brew in a glass bowl.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And here is where I make the brew in mass amounts for worldwide consumption.
{Zoom out to reveal the left side of the basement; it is filled with jars of witches' brew.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And now, only you can have it for even tooty-two fifty!
{Zoom out showing the scene on the Toons menu TV. Strong Mad and Strong Bad are watching.}
STRONG MAD: Infomercial! INFOMERCIAL!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {on TV} For a limited time only, I'll throw in this egg!
{Homestar throws an egg into the bowl of witches' brew.}
STRONG BAD: That can't be good for business.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {on TV} That can't be good for anyone.
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is selling jars of witches' brew.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voice-over} Afterwards, the brew is sold at major outlets.
BUBS: Witches' brew! Only seventy-five dollars!
THE KING OF TOWN: {offscreen} I'll take twenty!
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} And there you have it, Sam. Insert end of email text here.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "special effects" to view the email in 3D.
Fun Facts
- The beginning backwards line reads "Buy Fluffy Puff marshmallows!"
